September 27th, 2010

Buon Compleanno: Francesco Totti Turns 34

Please join us in wishing Kickette Hot Hall Of Fame member Francesco Totti a happy 34th birthday today.

Fra threw one of his trademark hissy fits after being subbed off during Roma’s 1-0 win over Inter Milan at the weekend, but later insisted he meant nothing by it and that he hopes to spend many more birthdays wearing the shirt he loves so much.**

Still, we feel as though he could use some comforting. Please form an orderly queue as the “Lick Frosting & Squirty Cream Off Fra’s Abs” party will be commencing at Kickette HQ in about one hour. Ta.

Happy birthday Francesco!

** We’re sure he meant taking off the shirt that he loves so much.

Image via Vanity Fair

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36 Responses to “Buon Compleanno: Francesco Totti Turns 34”

  1. Six says:

    Am I the only one freaked out by his pointy nipple?

  2. CrazyForNando says:

    Tanti auguri Francesco!! Baci e abbracci :)

  3. SunnyK says:

    Oh *tear*sniff*tear* they grow up so fast!

  4. Marie says:

    Happy Birthday, Totti! Love you……..

  5. RomaLover says:

    Buon compleanno il nostro grande capitano, Francesco Totti!
    You are our lovely captain..and will always be.. :)
    Thanks to Mirko Vucinic for his goal against Inter. It was a great present for all Romanista and of course for you, Fra..

  6. Pique_Xavi says:

    Happy Birthday you gorgeous of a man. One thing you can always count on from the Italian teams and that is that every tournament they play and every world cup YOU, WE, I get to see hot men playing the beautiful sport that is football. My first football love was not a guy from my national team but rather Roberto Baggio and now with men like Totti and Canna oh my! I'm glad I discovered the love for football early on.

  7. Miksss says:

    My first football player love :) . We are "together" for 10 year now. Love you Francesco !!!!

    • littlegirl says:

      it's my first football player love too (with Alessandro Del Piero)!!

    • Sheck says:

      Great minds feel alike ;) He was what drew me to football and later on a discovered it wasn't a on off. They came in grat quantities and the next looked better than the former, GAAWWWD. Let's just say I had very inappropriate feelings towards a certain Paulo Maldini, he made my heart ( ehem and other things…) flutter and couldn't help but swoon. 12 Years later, I'm still swooning, Mr MaldinI gets better with age. I should stop now…can barely type this due to the return of my overwhelming feelings towards fine Italien men.

  8. aps says:

    happy birthday totti!

  9. Zhenya says:

    Happy Birthday, Hotti! Nice B-day present from DDR and Vucinic- 1-0 over Inter!

  10. Alone Gourcuff says:

    I only have one thing to say hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  11. Zinny says:

    Happy birthday, deliciousness. And yum to that gladiator tattoo. I could totally see Totti being a bad ass gladiator in a past life.

  12. Tee1025 says:

    Come on, it was a post on my boy, you knew I'd crawl out of the woodwork for that one, LOL

  13. Tee1025 says:

    Buon compleanno, capita'! Ti auguro un gran gol domani per aiutarti a festeggiare.

    Love that photo, btw! That gladiator tat of his just gets me all girly inside.

  14. laligaforladies says:

    Happy birthday Totti! And happy birthday to Markus Rosenberg, who turns 28 today!

  15. Maria says:

    Ooooh signor Totti! He’s like gracing with age isn’t he??
    Absolutely hot!
    Happy Birthday stud! May you keep brightening our days in ways you do best ;)

  16. RedAne says:

    Oh what a happy day!!! He's been my fave 'baller since I understood that after a certain age, tickles are not called tickles anymore!!!!!
    Ah capitano, capitano… Sei sempre nel mio cuore!!! Buon compleanno ed tanti tanti auguri per te!!!

  17. Mel says:

    I want him!!! He is sooooo hot! Happy b-day!

  18. littlegirl says:

    tanti auguri a te, tanti auguri a te, tanti auguri a Francesco, tanti auguri a te!
    il primo calciatore che ho amato! (the first footballer that i loved!)

  19. DeeRoma says:

    Happy Birthday, il mio capitano. Hope you enjoy plenty of Nutella today…. :)

    • @aristeia says:

      I had like 85 heart attacks when Mirko scored… my jaw ached from permagrin. :D Man, sometimes those boys on the offside make me awful stabby. Can't always post there, lest I go on a rampage.

      • DeeRoma says:

        You and me both. There were many anti-DDR comments in the past few weeks and I swear I was telling friends I would going to go all Valkyrie on them. While I understand critiquing a player's performance, those guys take it to a art form.

  20. BarceLisa says:

    happy birthday totti. that photo is… perfection.

  21. @aristeia says:

    Tantissimo Auguri, il mio capitano! Totti non si discute, si ama. ;)