April 17th, 2008

C + N: Smootchy Smootchy


Looks like things are still on for Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida, then.

Either that or Cristiano really needs to trim that mustache.

We’re over it in terms of dealing with the possibility that C-Ron might really be in love this time around, and are spending our downtime wondering what specific skills Ms Gallardo is displaying/using/owning in order to keep everyone’s favourite bachelor playboy on lock. 

Perhaps she’s a Wii bad ass? Maybe she makes a mean spag bol.  That must be it.  Right? Yes? Anyone?

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100 Responses to “C + N: Smootchy Smootchy”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Would help if I could spell!! *Cannavaro

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Aww Moongirl, Kickette is a great way to help ease the pain of a hangover. Hot men = Happiness. Fact!

    Well Ella, there is one fine piece of guy candy still floating around. I am a big fan and I know c9 is a lover, but seeing as she has claimed C-Ron now you might be in with a chance. Hmmm, not sure why I’m telling you this as it means my affair with him will have to stop, but how about Fabio Cannavora??

  3. Ella says:

    Hi Moongirl and thank you for the warm welcome. It’s nice to talk to you girls as well. This was kind of like coming home… =)

  4. Moongirl says:

    Blimey – i have a day in bed nursing the hangover from hell and log back on to find im not the new girl anymore!

    Welcome Ella SM Dior et al good to talk to you. I wont even bother warning you off my man cos so far other Senderos addicts seem few and far between – what happened to Mrs Senderos? are you still out there and if not can i pinch your screen name as a trial run for when we are actually married!!

    Im taking myself off to the TTO now and hope i can still appreciate them through my dark glasses!!
    sick  sick  sick  sick  sick

  5. Ella says:

    That’s what I get for discovering your lovely site so very very late. *sigh* Alright, I’ll wait in line for whatever pieces you ladies might leave behind. =) Someone please spare me a toe a la Torres?

    Does anyone know what’s up with Ronaldo and these disgusting women? They all look so worn and… used. Not that he looks all that clean himself, but still.

  6. Rusty says:

    welcome, multiple new people! It’s fun here! I’m here instead of cleaning my apartment for the realtor showing later tonight.

    I can’t remember who it was that drooled over Michael Ballack, but he’s mine. (And Simone’s. But still mine.)

    And Cristiano Ronaldo, in my opinion, can do whomever he wants. Doesn’t affect me in the least.

  7. carly says:

    God, 93 messages already!! I’m so behind.
    I saw these images this morning, they’re from Hola. There were a couple more but I can’t find them online :(

    It seems that this photo was from the airport where he went to pick her up. She’s studying in Spain during the week and at the weekends she flies to Manchester. That’s the magazine story anyway.

  8. Aoife says:

    FootballerChick – I like your style. Vamp it up big time and wear those shades everywhere. I’m off to make an appointment to get the mop Gemma-fied. Maybe then I might score a footballer. Come on! :D

  9. FootballerChick43 says:

    Aoife – Yes, yes. I think I am to. My hair is currently a la Victoria Beckham, and I’m carrying bags large enough to carry a small child in. Plus, now that its summery, I’m wearing sunglasses indoors.

    Oh dear. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shade_smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cool smile" style="border:0;" />

  10. dani,,Premier League says:

    c9 you cheeky monkey lol so wen did you decide to untie him then x

  11. Gigi Neville says:

    LTG, we will all (well at least all of the Manc fans) rise up and riot if SAF thinks of letting Wes go.  No, no, no.

    Oh Bella, if I may shorten it, I am sooo jealous that you were at our training grounds.  Picturing myself in the backseat of Mr. Brown’s Bentley, with him, of course.  All smiles….  smile  smile  kiss  red face

  12. Signora Maldini says:

    Personally, I hope that it is an ego thing because if he’s honest to god that blind and that stupid….

    The Whoreida nickname is classic. It sounds like a highly unpleasant and contagious disease….

  13. Bella Donna says:

    Whoredia?!  I love it.  That is a perfect name for her, seriously.  I mean for someone that hates smoking, he sure likes to date someone that smokes.  She is just a ew all over.  Here attitude sucks, she looks like she is flaunting it in public, which nobody likes regardless of who it was, and well I am so disappointed in him.

    I actually thought he was a good guy, but now I am beginning to think his ego has taken over and there is no hope for him getting a normal girl.  Boy was I wrong.

    And Gigi, Neville and Brown are all yours.  I was half tempted to steal Brown’s Bentley when I was at Carrington a few weeks ago.

  14. lose that girl says:

    Not a chance, Gigi. I have my hands full with Mr. Hargreaves. <sigh> Could just drool over him all day.

    And I really hope that Wes signs that darn contract and stays in Manchester!! grin

  15. Gigi Neville says:

    Thanx LTG.  Right back at ya, seeing that your true love has the most beautiful eyes out in Footie land.  No need to worry though, that was just a pure observation.  Would never dream of taking your man, that is unless you try and take either of mine.  wink

  16. Signora Maldini says:

    Oh well.

    God bless the alternate universes of the internet. I’m sure I’ll find some cosmic reality or another that allows me to fulfill my kinky Fer fantasies. It just won’t be here wink

    And it’s not as if Paolo can’t keep up with me. If anything, I think I’m keeping him young….

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Sorry SM, Nando is off limits, he’s all Malin’s. Speaking of which Malin where are you? And HoneyBee? We seem to be losing ladies.

  18. lose that girl says:

    Girls, paws off Owen Hargreaves too. I may be willing to share…if I have a think about it.
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Um, scratch that. No I won’t!

    Gigi Neville, I wouldn’t dream of encroaching on your man – he is my 2nd though! Love the G’Nev!! You have stellar taste, but then you already know that!

  19. Signora Maldini says:

    Neville and Brown?

    Yeah, I don’t see that being a problem for me <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

    Cristiano is sorta on my shit list at the moment and he probably will be until that creature has been reburied in whatever hole she crawled out from.

    So whoever wants him is welcome to him (as if that’s not always the case <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" /> )

    I should like a share in Nino Torres if such a thing is possible. Otherwise I will stick to my rossoneri, starting with Paolo *licks him* , Gila,  and the occasional taste of Ricky Kaka when I feel the need to confess my sins and cleanse my soul.

  20. Signora Maldini says:

    Decorum and kindness are overrated anyway <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Shameless and bitchy are much more fun.

    As for Mrs. K, her craftiness is definitely part of her undeniable charm.

    And hi! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  21. Gigi Neville says:

    Welcome Rachel, Bella Donna, S. Maldini, Dior Heels, and any of you other lovely ladies who have recently joined our little world of lusting, observing, dreaming and scheming of anything and everything that is footie.

    FYI, stay away from Gary Neville and Wes Brown, and just make sure that you are willing to share any other members of Manchester United with myself, LTG, TFO, C9 and the other Red Devil girls out there.

    Maybe Whoreida is quite nice, and possibly good where it counts.  Other than that, I just cannot figure out the attraction.  I mean, she really is unattractive.  Scary even. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />

    C9, why can I not think of a song for our dear Brownie?  TFO, you are good at this.  Help.

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah you have a good point ltg. She is a smart one, but these thighs better be something special!!

  23. lose that girl says:

    Kickette is a total tease. She’s getting us to be all warm and fuzzy, greeting our new friends (hi, girls!!) and sharing the love.

    THEN she’s going to unleash the thighs and all sense of decorum and kindness is going to fly out the window as fast as one of Cris’ freekicks.

    She’s crafty…you must admit —and isn’t that why we LOVE her?

  24. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Phew!! lol

    Right now enough with the plesantries, give us some thighs ffs!!!

  25. Ella says:

    MXA: Of course it is, you guys are so much fun!

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ah sh!t I’m not really down with the street talk, classic does mean good right one_love???
    Otherwise I better stop bragging!!

  27. Ella says:

    Aoife and MrsXabiAlonso: thank you for the warm welcome. I’m thinking about moving in here… =)

  28. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Why thank you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    puffs out chest in pride! And high fives Fourth!

  29. Meriam says:

    Bonjour all!!!

    Enjoy Kickette, we all do <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

    Ah is it just me who is ALREADY absolutely bloody SICK of this woman?
    Totally fed up.

  30. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    dear MXA n TFO… u guys are really classic!! hahahaha..

  31. Signora Maldini says:

    Only across the back of the neck, Bella? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    I’d wallop him so hard upside the head that he’d see stars for months. SAF and his hairdryers become child’s play in comparision to the damage I’d do.

    But personally, I think he’s just taking the easy way out. If he wanted a serious relationship, I’m sure he’d choose a paragon of virtue that came complete with his mama’s stamp of approval and proof of baptism.

  32. Bella Donna says:

    Michaela—yes it is true.  I have heard it several times from various places.  How do you think we first got the pictures of her and Cris?  They were her MSN icons.

    Personally, if that’s the type of girl he wants than he needs to be slapped across the back of the neck.

  33. Signora Maldini says:

    Hey, Aoife! Thanks for the warm welcome. :D I’m sure we’re all going to have a grand time. Sarcasm is good for the soul, you know.

  34. Aoife says:

    Hi Ella, Donna et Signora Maldini (love the name!)and everyone else. I’m also new here. Lovin’ these girls. It’s become my new home. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  35. Signora Maldini says:

    Hello all!

    I’m new here but I’ve been reading your comments for several days and I feel that I have found my new place in the world.

    *happy sigh*

    I have a theory about C Ron and his penchant for interspecies dating. I think someone touched on it, it’s really just an ego thing. I mean how much hotter does he make himself look if the woman on his arm would turn Medusa to stone?

    And *waves to Rachel* You’re a Safin lover, like moi! I adore Marat and *gasp* he is even more beautiful in person…….

  36. Michaela says:

    to Bella Donna – is that true? she bribed someone to get into VIP and she blabbed about it on MSN??? was there a story about that??

  37. rania says:

    ok she’s really gross. here is a link with some photos to prove it:


    she doesn’t seem to have any modeling talent whatsoever except a nice rack. plus she always looks like she needs a good shower, kinda like your boy c-ron. he’s always looking a bit greasy too. can’t fault the bod though, one of the best in the business.

  38. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Welcome Ella <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I never had the manners to introduce myself when I first started coming on here, back in the stone ages. I just turned up in a whirl of Xabi love and havn’t looked back.

  39. Bella Donna says:

    I can’t stand Alex Curran!  She is so fake, kind of like our gold-digger skank mentioned above.

    I wouldn’t make a good WAG either.  I tan, but no spray on, plus I am not blonde, I am not stupid (I have a BA and an MA, plus I know multiple languages), and I don’t have fake boobs.  But I do own several Armani and Dolce & Gabbana clothing.

  40. Cady says:

    Good God, she’s rotten. It seriously infuriates me to see gorgeous guys with repulsive “females” (if that’s what they are), I mean, what on earth is he thinking? He must be a few cards short of a full deck.

  41. Ella says:

    Rachel, you’re way nicer than I am. Sorry everyone, I should have introduced myself but my bitterness got the best of me… Better late than never: Hi, I’m Ella and I’m an Addictette. =)

    FootballerChick43: Come on now, four days? One for being sick and tired of each other, one for breaking up, one for trying again and one for ending it for good.

  42. lose that girl says:

    I couldn’t be a WAG either. I’m far too pale and never have a sun tan.

    I also can’t get my hair all ratted up in a beehive a la Alex Curran so it’s virtually impossible.

    Which makes me just about ideal for my honey, Hargreaves, because his real-life lady, looks very un-WAGish, yet incredibly gorgeous. I’m glad that he doesn’t go for the typical overdone look!

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ooooh I do love all this new fresh meat for us to turn into sex crazed maniac wag hating kickettes. Wecome Bella and Dior smile

    I couldn’t be a wag, I embrase my paleness too much. They’d hate me, could you imgaine it? And wag who isn’t radio-active? Oh the horror!!

  44. DiorHeels says:

    I’m new too! :D And definitely a WAG in training. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  45. The Fourth Official says:

    Hi Bella Donna!

    WAG eh?  You go girl!  Just remember us all when you’re rich and semi-famous!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  46. Bella Donna says:

    I saw her at the Liverpool game and she had such a gold-digger attitude.  Seriously, his choices in woman are horrible.  You should see her pics from myspace (such a hoochie slut).  I give it till summer, if it goes longer I’ll go to Manchester and beat him senseless.

    I am new BTW.  And I myself am transforming myself into a WAG, I have nothing else to do and it seems that is the way to a man’s heart.

  47. Aoife says:

    FootballerChick – It is gorgeous, isn’t it? I’d have to put a lot more effort into keeping it but I really do like it. I’m transforming myself into a WAG. Pity my BF doesn’t get paid for all that football he plays!

  48. FootballerChick43 says:

    Aoife – not at all. Its an amazing hairstyle. If thats silly, so is the fact that me and VicBeckham currently share a hairstyle as well.

  49. Aoife says:

    TFO – if the fecking sound worked on my computer, I would be copying you all the way. SSN on through my headphones.

    You’ll have to keep us updated on how the boys look during the match later <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />.

    Does anyone think taking hairdo inspiration from Gemma Atkinson is silly? I have to admit, I’m really liking her new dark look. Now, if I could just find a pic where she’s wearing some clothes to bring into the hairdresser, I’d be laughing!

  50. DiorHeels says:

    Don’t get an STI, sweetheart.

    She is such a disappointment…he could have beautiful, classy, nice women yet he dates trash.

  51. The Fourth Official says:

    Hi Rachel!  Stick around – we are the mostest funnest bunch on the internet!

    I am at my desk “working”, but I have Sky Sports News streaming on my computer and I have Kickette open.  So much for work. 

    And I’m the boss so I can go home this afternoon and watch the Toffees kick Chelsea’s ass around Goodison Park (hopefully).

  52. Johnna says:

    Awwww yay for them both. At least we know this is a real relationship and not just Gemma spouting off her mouth.

    (I seem to be the only one here that’s happy for him lol)

  53. Aoife says:

    Ooh LTG – I wish I had a week off. I would spend all that time in bed. Dreaming of certain ballers and their prowess in between the sheets, lol.

    I guess I’m lucky in that the matches are always on in the evening or weekends for me. No getting up at stupid o’clock to watch them. That reminds me of World Cup 02. The hours I kept during that tournament!

    Hi Rachel! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  54. FootballerChick43 says:

    Oh yeah. I meant to put this two posts ago, hey Rachel <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Yes, yes. We all have our obsessions here. Mines a cross between Beckham and Ballack. Aahhhhhhh… Michael Ballack. Yum.

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I like the sound of it Fourth, get cracking woman. And a slutty English gal?? Hmm where could you find one of those? Not like we have many, pmsl.

    Welcome Rachel, am sure you will fit right in <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Just stay away from Xabi – he’s MINE, understand?!!! But don’t be too scared, I am a nice person really, just over protective!

  56. FootballerChick43 says:

    Bella Donna – I concur completely. A gold-digging skank. Which is why I think it will last until the last Premier League game this season.

  57. lose that girl says:

    Welcome Rachel!

    Aoife – definitely pull a sickie. If you don’t, you’ll just feel poorly at your desk and that’s just not on!

    I’m currently waiting to start a new job so I’m lovin’ the fact that I can drop everything (shopping, lunches with friends, kickette!) and catch the games. I’m dreading returning to work the week of the 28th—I will have to PVR the 2nd leg of the United-Barca match and that’ just not cool! I need my Hargreaves fix *live.*

  58. FootballerChick43 says:

    Ella: On the betting – I give them until the last Premier League game.

    Then he’ll have excuse to have a major broken heart and work on his body a little more in between crying and break up sex.

  59. Aoife says:

    Yes MXA, the TTO does make Thursday that bit more endurable. Hot ballers and their short shorts, running and getting all sweaty….

    Oh, what was I talking about again?

  60. Bella Donna says:

    Finally, a site where ther are other people who dislike her as much as I do.  I mean seriously that pic makes me want to vomit.

    You all know she bribed someone to get into the VIP section of the club to meet him right?  Plus not to mention blabbed on MSN. 

    You picked a real winner there Ronnie.  Let’s hope her days are numbered.  She’s a skank plain and simple.

    Bring back the hooker stories, at least those where a good laugh!

  61. Aoife says:

    It’s on this afternoon LTG? Darn, I don’t have a TV I can handily switch on in the background. Wonder if I could pull a sickie and go watch it in the pub?  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/ohoh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="oh oh" style="border:0;" />

  62. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    My days are all muddled up too, I’m stuck on tuesday for some reason confused
    But surely knowing the thighs are almost here makes thursday’s all the more bareable? They are my new fav day. Love me some baller thighs raspberry

    Four days Ella? Boy you have faith!!

  63. Rachel says:

    Hi my name is Rachel just introducing myself as i am a new poster

    Mrs Xabi – i would imagine that as the news begins to sink in about c-ron being loved and devoted/with the same girl for more thn 5 minutes fan girls everywhere are slitting their wrists and jumping off cliffs

    I would go single sports for for the already mentioned as well as Marat Safin, who pretty much is perfection

  64. lose that girl says:

    The Chelsea-Everton match is this afternoon so it’s kinda like TTO come to life!

    Wish it was United…but I’ll take what I can get.

  65. Cherry says:

    I’m not a CR fan. At all. However it’s good to see him with someone other than the payed variety.

  66. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, yes, my Souless Slut for England moniker.  That could work.  I could use a pic of a really slutty girl in a tight England shirt or something.  That would get the guy readers in anyway.  grin  I’ll work on that.  See what I can come up with. 

    And I could post about any of the players – not just England news per se.  And little tidbits – like Capello is in Africa right now.  There is usually something about the England team in the news every day somewhere.

  67. Ella says:

    I say we should have some kind of bet. I give them four days, anyone against?

  68. FootballerChick43 says:

    Yes, yes. I also need some thighs to relieve my eyes from Cristiano.

    I just like his chest – I’ll admit. His forearms are too toned in that “Do you have a life outside of pushing and lifting and your other extracurricular activities?“

  69. Aoife says:

    Oooh TTO, I do love it.

    Nice to have a bit of manly flesh to brighten up my data entry and phonecalls. wink

    TFO – I think it’s a really good idea. Can’t for the life of me think of a title though. I have not got 1 original thought in my head these days.

    I keep thinking it’s Friday. You girlies talking about the TTO just reminded me it’s only Thursday. :(

  70. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’ve been spamming MrsKickette for weeks Fourth, still not seen any of my fellas pop up yet. Fingers crossed one will today.

  71. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oooh life form, yay <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" /> I’m the same Aoife, have loadsa work to do, but whatever, I’m busy on here/

    Hmm that could be the least updated blog in history Fourth, what the hell would you write about? lol. Not sure of a name, how about your ‘Souless Slut for England’ one?

    Yes I agree ltg, wish the thigh off would hurry up. I NEED THIGHS ON A THURSDAY!!!

  72. lose that girl says:

    Now that’s one blog I’d definitely read, Fourth.

    Title possibility….England’s Dreaming!

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
    I’m not trying to be mean, really! It’s just it’s been SO LONG! And ultimately, it is a *big* dream to win something.

  73. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, that’s right!  It’s Thursday!!!!! Yipee!  I always forget – I have got to add it to my Outlook calendar so I get a reminder beep.  Wonder who it will be today?  Maybe Vida?  I sent Kickette some pics a few weeks back.

  74. lose that girl says:

    Everyone’s waiting for the Thursday Thigh Off – saving up their energy, me thinks.

  75. The Fourth Official says:

    It’s ‘cause we’ve beaten the whole Cristiano/whatshername theme to death, I think.  And I’ve patrolled all my usual blogs and nobody has anything interesting or new today.  Kickette, we need new stuff.  <whine>

    I’m thinking of starting a blog to follow the England team’s <cough> progress under Capello.  Any suggestions for a blog title?

  76. Aoife says:

    Runs into tumbleweed wink

    I’m knocking around here MXA, it’s such a handy distraction from work!

  77. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Na he doesn’t tickle my pickle.  Does have an extremely hot body tho.
    Is it just me or does it seem very quiet today. Just you, me and ltg around.

    Tumble weed blows through thread

  78. FootballerChick43 says:

    Once again, I do not find him that attractive. I mean, he’s just… plastic. Like a Ken doll. Except less flat and with bendable arms and legs.

    But that is sweet. Aw.

  79. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, and Rafa Nadal.  Gorgeous.


  80. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oooh is he the Australian guy?? I remember seeing him play, was the first time I didn’t mind watching golf. He’s yummy.

    I’d go single sports for Andy Roddick too.

  81. The Fourth Official says:

    I’d do golfer Adam Scott.


    Click on the gallery. 

    Other than that, I’m definitely a team playa.

  82. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yes, yes, yes. It’s much more fun to watch a hot man jump around in celebration with other hot men rather than on his own.  Throw me into the England footie team, or rugby team, or heck even the cricket team and I will be a very happy MrsXabi <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  83. The Fourth Official says:

    One more off-topic post, then I’ll stop, I promise

    Ladies prefer men who play team sports:

    <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20080417.SPORTS17/TPStory/?query=team+player"&gt <a href="http://;http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20080417.SPORTS17/TPStory/?query=team+player” target=”_blank”>;http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20080417.SPORTS17/TPStory/?query=team+player

    As if we didn’t know that already.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  84. lose that girl says:

    I blame this Nereida chick for all the recent Real Madrid transfer rumours circulating around Cris.

    She’s trying to pry him away from Manchester and c9.

    Getting shirty with it—that blue/white United kit is god-awful. Thank goodness I got the black kit this season. The blue/white one looks like a prototype mocked together in someone’s shed.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  85. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Yeah they look OK, I’m sure I’ll still look super cute in it lol smile

  86. The Fourth Official says:

    Way way way way off-topic, but still footy!  Check out Liverpool and Sunderland’s 2008-09 kits.  Also Man United’s away kit, which supposedly is fake, according to some websites, and certainly hasn’t been officially announced by the club (and looks quite dodgy btw).


  87. Lil' says:

    and i am sure that the reason he stays with her is that they both enjoy Ingmar Bergman movies and are Heidegger fans


    how sarcastic

  88. Lil' says:

    if i did not think that the girl on th picture is c9 i would swear that this pic is an advertisement for a watch, a really really expensive watch
    and now i know what this pair reminded me of: they are exactly the type of couple who would be hire to compete in temptation island, at least in France
    fake boobs, cheap style,
    don’t know if they would be among the candidates or the “seducers”
    except that if C-Ron was in Temptation Islan i would never miss an episode
    well i already do that, i guess. so i would also record it and see again and again the moments when he is lying in th beaches, having sea bath, eating, sleeping

  89. lose that girl says:

    c9—so much for hiding from the paparazzi!


  90. Hannah says:

    I’ll bet she’s wicked great at feeding his ego… he’s so in love with himself that’s probably the only thing he thinks he needs others for. Oh, and to let him take all the free kicks and penalties. He needs others for that, too.

  91. Meriam says:

    ‘Kickette ladies will always make you smile or pee a little through laughter ‘

    Haha, thank you for that MXA grin. Oh I love a bit of newlywed loving. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

    Although c9, what have you given him?!?! It looks like he fell asleep and used your head as a pillow. Tut tut, he’s yours now, you don’t need to do things like that anymore wink

  92. Aoife says:

    MXA – judging by Cris’s tight hold on c9, it doesn’t look like she’ll be getting very far away from him, let alone to the shop! smile

  93. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m quite suprised c9 has let him out, I thought he’d still be tied to the bed. Maybe they popping to the shop for more supplies of cherries and whip cream <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    You can rest assured Aofie that no matter what time or day these Kickette ladies will always make you smile or pee a little through laughter <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  94. Aoife says:

    Lol, you Kickettes really do cheer a girl up of a Thursday afternoon!  cool smile

  95. The Fourth Official says:

    That’s definitely c9. 

    How sweet . . . . Three days since the wedding and they’re still in love.  <3 <3 <3

  96. Filthygorgeous says:

    Ahhh, can you feel the love?? Or perhaps it’s the burning sensation C-Ron can’t seem to get rid of from one of those delightful STD’s he undoubtedly picked up! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    C’mon Mr Aveiro.  You are boring me with this seemingly normal ‘relationship’/conquest. Throw a hooker in the works during your summer holidays, lets make this interesting lol.

  97. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh yes Meriam I didn’t think of that!! Whoop Whoop, way to go c9 <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />

  98. Meriam says:

    Who says that’s the skank anyway? For all we know, it really COULD be c9. Please say thats you c9, I couldn’t bear it if it wasn’t. long face

    (security word—> yes78. Thank God, it IS c9 grin. )

  99. Aoife says:

    Ah noooooo :( It’s a doctored picture from the Neiridadada whatever camp determined to disprove c9’s and Cron’s wedding.

    I don’t like her. Don’t know why. It just seems weird for him to have a ladyfried. He should be sowing his wild oats around Europe, the bod on him. It’s not fair she’s keeping it all to herself.

  100. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh Kickette you are MEAN! After all the effort that went into c9’s wedding you have gone and spoiled it all with this picture. Even I feel upset by it, so god knows how she must be. <<hugs>> to you c9.

    Seriously when is he gonna get rid of this skank whore??! Euughhh, she’s rough by his standards. *shudders*

    Maybe she has an endless supply of hair gel? Or doesn’t mind waxing his back for him? Or….errrrr…ummm…nope I’m all out. What the hell does he see in her??

    WOW I never knew I cared so much!!