December 2nd, 2009

Calendar Charity: 12 Months of Italian Glory

Fabio, you tart.
Two things you can always count on Fabio Cannavaro for:

1. His freaking eyebrows will freak you out until you’re totally freaked, man;

2. He’s ready, willing and more than able to strip off for any reason at all. It’s Tuesday? Strip off! Mercury is in retrograde? Time to get nakie! Etc.

Of course, the Italians are a proud and happily-kitted-out-in-Speedos nation, and the latest Freedom 2010 calendar comes full of “the trendiest players in Italy” (aka, those most willing to remove their clothes).

The calendar includes Fabio Cannavaro, Marco Di Vaio, Giampaolo Pazzini, Alessandro Diamanti, Luca Toni, Alberto Gilardino, Balzaretti e Cassani, Sergio Floccari, Matteo Ferrari, Stefano Mauri, Marco Materazzi, and Alessandro Matri.

I said a hip, dip, a hipidy dippity and you don't stop rocking to the...Oh, Luca. You do make us so very happy, you do.Hey Marco, nice vase. All sales of the calendar go to Fabio’s charity, Fondazioni Cannavaro Ferarra. Therefore you can justify buying 10 copies.

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21 Responses to “Calendar Charity: 12 Months of Italian Glory”

  1. Innocenza says:

    I just can't believe it took so long for Matri to show up here. *tsk*

  2. aristeia says:

    *cackles knowingly* Ah, welcome to Ale Matri party. I’ve been here for awhile, good to see the rest of you show up.

    Yeahhhhh…

    Gemella, at least it’s Mauri… I have a hard time not looking at his fine arse in the Laziale light blue. When he’s out of it… well, I can’t stop myself.

    • Lisa says:

      You are wise. I had no idea about Matri-now all I can think of is smearing butter on him and licking those hip bones. Good Lord, I now need to excuse myself for a few minutes.

  3. CNB says:

    Fabio’s eyebrows freakin’ scare me! Thank goodness he has lovely abs.

  4. Irene says:

    Where do I buy one???

  5. Liz (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Good Lord. *fans self* Luca, Ale Matri AND Canna? Why are they not selling these in America?

    sidenote: why the hell is there Laziale pictured for October? Which god did I anger? Not ok.

  6. Mrs Lampard says:

    "Hey Marco, nice vase" ahahahaha, i can't stop laughing

  7. *was about to come up with witty comment, failed*

    I will just sit here right next to Liz and stare at Matri. Yes, that sounds right. Perfect way of spending a day… Week… Lifetime.

  8. Venice says:

    Nobody can spice it up like the Italians, hee! Delicious!

  9. Louise says:

    Aww, I love the fuzzy brows! It gives some interest to the pure pretty.

    And all the rest… YUM. There is a reason Canna is in the Hall of Fame.

  10. Mariam says:

    omg omg omg!!! so much hotness!!!

  11. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Uhhhhhh… yes. Yes, yes, yes. More, please.

    I have definately found my 2010 calendar.

  12. Innocenza says:

    Mmm… now I know what to put on my Christmas list. Alessandro Matri’s inguinal ligaments. On special at the Italian Body Shop.

    …I mean this calendar, of course.

  13. Canna Fan says:

    Dayum! Kickette, you need to post a warning before you put up a pic of Mr. Hotness (Canna) – almost gave me a heart attack! Breathe, breathe, breathe … I can’t breathe!! ;)

  14. Liz says:

    All I want for Christmas is Alessandro Matri. I'm speechless!

    And Cannavaro is like a fine wine… getting better with age! Hubba hubba!

  15. HiL says:

    Cannavaro’s eyebrows do freak me out.
    But wow…

  16. Boston Red says:

    No Totti? :( Still worth it though!

    • Liz (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

      Not to worry… Fra takes him clothes off often enough. Though if he made a calendar I would be buying several… I love that man.

  17. E says:

    holy moses is right!

  18. Alix says:

    GOD.

    I may have to buy one of these.

    Btw, I love the file names, Kickette girls :)

  19. bubbly_cheryl says:

    these boys just look like chocolate covered strawberries lying in the market- you want them but you can't have them (cause they have chocolate on them and are slightly less healthier than the ordinary strawberries…)- this is what dreams are made off, sexy footballer, shirt OFF! direct stare to the camera, that just says come and get me if you like your men italian flavoured!!! my hair just keeps frizzing at the thought!