September 4th, 2012
Career Drama: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Sad
Some things in life make you feel secure. Satellite television. Owning 16 times the amount of shoes you might ever need. A milky cup of tea. Cristiano Ronaldo and his well-matured thighs cheerily stretching on the practice pitch to our heart’s content. We need these things to survive.
So when CR7 drops somewhat of a bombshell to the Spanish press claiming he haz a sad that’s preventing us from seeing him semi-clad, we’ve got a serious problem on our hands.
There’s a ton of rumours and speculation over what’s transpired as of late, as well as why the whole ordeal is quickly turning into the La Liga version of Gossip Girl. But we prefer not to bring facts or figures to the equation because honestly, seeing Cristiano sad makes us sad (selfishly, of course).
Kickettes, did you seen this emotional revelation coming or not? Are you ready for him to move on from Madrid or is it too soon to be thinking things will come to that? Will the financially savvy FloPe even let that happen without charging a gazillion euros for the international superstar? And who would even pay for his services?
Soz, we’re full of ridiculous questions today. Because it’s Tuesday. And we may or may not have already started drinking.