September 15th, 2010
Carlos Tevez: A Snip In The Right Direction
So Carlos Tevez has taken a step towards sartorial respectability with a new haircut. No. He still doesn’t really do it for us, either. But it’s a start. Image via mcfc.co.uk
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Makes a Kickette girl VERY, VERY, PROUD!
This dude is so ugly. I'm sorry, but Ribery and him are some of the ugliest men I've ever seem
When you have nothing nice to say…eeek!
What a strong stomach his wife must have. * girl stop it*
He totally looks neandertalish. No likey
do you know how many photos of sergio, nando, cristiano, yoann, iker and pique you’re gonnna have to post to get his face out of my head? get started kickette, lol
kickette is my happy place.
not where i come to have nightmares
:l
Well, atleast he’s trying!!! This is a huge improvement.
oh well, idk what is he doing here anyway!
he is so adorable…
and how i like that big, toothy smile
It’s a improvement but it’s still not quite enough!
He should have kept the long hair to cover up those huge ears of his.
A vast improvement to say the least.
NO. Some of you might think Carlos is a good footballer, or a good guy, and you're fans of him, and that's fine. But Kickette is a place for the likes of Yoann, Cesc, Nando, Sergio, and ect. We don't mix the faces of Angels with the likes of THIS.
could not have said it better myself.
Muh, I still think he’s hot. I prefer his longer hair but I can’t resist that smile. <3
meh. still a douche.
and an ugly one at that.
Oh man… just makes his face more visible. Not sure that is a good thing.
I think he's cute. Oh well, guess I'm alone on that one haha
http://www.studs-up.com/2010/09/comics-from-the-road/
HAHAHA! YES!
Thank you for posting this!
I love StudsUp…
They are right though, he still looks like something you wouldn't want to run into in a dark ally!
Didn’t think he could posibly do anything to make himself look worse!!! But he has!!!
Dear god it’s awful!!!
I like it .
I'm not Ironic …
I love Carlos Tevez because I think he is beautiful just by being himself , he doesnt tan , doesnt do any beauty treatment , he burned his face , was asked to do surgery and refused because he though that scar was part of who he is . And to top it all , he always has a smile on his face and smiling is the perfect comsmetic .
so long hair or short hair , I love Carlos Tevez
Cant agree more, he is a sweetheart and always true to himself, best argentianan player by far hugs to tevez
Good. Now he can fix his teeth too.
Golly…he looks much much much better, with the previous hairstyle he looked like a caveman from the stone-age!
Huh. Who’d have thought that a haircut which showed MORE of his face would be an improvement?
Hmmm…that’s meaner than I usually am. Bad morning what with the Sergio injury situation and the CRon hair situation, and I will happily take out my anger on Man City players. Put up a photo of De Jong! Let me at ‘im!
good lord. I log on to the main page and the first thing I see is this?? I need some Yoann or some Pique to balance it out.
It’s like polishing a turd. Still a turd at the end of the day.
Couldn't agree more !
what's he doing here ?
I seem to remember a certain story on March 11, 2010, about Tevez's personal life that was accompanied by this statement:
"Probably the first and only time you’ll find this man’s name or likeness on Kickette."
I wish that you would have upholded that.
ditto
awwww he's always smiling about something! am loving the new do
Well it is better than the caveman look he's been rocking forever. A for effort, Tevez!
dont be mean girls, hes a sweetie inside! ; )
I agree. Plus I love a big huge smile in first thing in the morning even if it’s not on the prettiest face– cheers me up. (I have a pretty horse-y smile myself, so I try not to judge.)
That was a sweet thing to say
a sweetheart who cheats on his wife with his girlfriend WHILE she's in the hospital giving birth to his child?!
No, he´s not eyecandy. But it´s a bit better perhaps.
I think it looks a lot better. He looks slightly less scary….although this faux-hawk business is like the plague. I wish ppl would give it a rest already.
P.S. Kickette, do you plan on covering the other recent hair cuts football players have been treating themselves to. CR made the snip at sometime yesterday, and magically, it's not an improvment. In any way.
And if by not an improvement you mean Dear Lord Cris what are you, entering a Sonic the Hedgehog look-a-like contest? then yeah, not an improvement.
I sopouse my phrasing was a bit delicate for this dire situation. Good god, isn't it awful? I can't tell from the photos but it looks like he's rocking frosted tips.
Hmmm, I don’t think there are frosted tips, although I have to admit that would amuse me. What I don’t understand is how he looks so very pleased with himself.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/2235e697731161
Omg.
I was JUST saying how over this faux-hawk trend I am. But even WORSE is that STUPID hedgehog look, or what I like to call "the wide mohawk"! There's this version where the sides are slightly longer alla Maroune Chamakh (although I still love him)
http://www.arsenalhighlights.com/wp-content/uploa…
…and Becks
http://trixiesbeautybar.files.wordpress.com/2010/…
Then there's the short version alla Neymar and Robinho.
http://futbolita.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/n…
And now I see THIS picture that Crispy has gone down the same treacherous road…why, CR7, why?!?! Not that it really matters bc he's pretty blah to me anyway, but still.
I mean Fern got rid of his:
http://www.predictfootball.co.uk/wp-content/uploa…
so why are we revisiting this?!?!
Three days ago, I was at the gym, and I passed a soccer pitch on my way home where a pickup game was going on, and no less than FIVE boys had this haircut! Further up the street, I saw three more walking down the street…
The worst part is that soon I know that I'll start finding that I like it just because so many hot footballers will have it, it'll start to grow on me.
Not kidding, I shrieked out loud at that photo of Nando. Oh God faux hawk mullet, haunting me in my dreams.
I don't get all hot and bothered over Cris so I'm not sad about potential loss of hotness, but it's just so TERRIBLE! And as a madridista I'll have to look at it all the time. Ugh, honestly. It's like a lawn where someone forgot to mow the weeds.
You know until you brought it up I never realized how much of a plague this is! It's really interesting, last weekend I was just poking fun at Miguel Veloso's coif as his is really gravity defying, and now i see this stream of ballers with the same do! Maybe somebody told them it makes them more aerodynamic…
For me the only one who can pull of the faux hawk is Yannick Djalo.
Some more for your enjoyment!
Fabio Coentrao in ’07:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MAmm8NGwRAY/RonDJd3Q74I/AAAAAAAAAPs/XXQBd1j313I/s320/coentrao.jpg
Mario Balotelli:
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/295/230/98800906_display_image.jpg?1279149639
Fern (slightly more acceptable than the other one). Remember these days?!?!
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/fernandotorresfauxhawkhair.jpg
slightly unrelated, but I love this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66XRlgjW0U
and on that note: Michel Bastos (who could almost pass for Robinho):
http://www.losc.fr/users/filInfo/Apres_Paris_SG,_le_point_presse.inc/090414bastos.jpg
okay, I’m done.
This only leaves me to wonder, who the hell are these men picking to be their wags. Shouldn't love ones be stopping this. I mean, my first boyfriend wanted to grow his wispy chin pubes into a full blown teen "beard", and I sat him down and told him "look, I'll love you anyway, but you are killing a part of me with this." He looks in the mirror, and comes to school with a clean chin. Much improved.
It's an improvement but i still wouldnt tap that lol
Can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse as my Gran used to say.
Ok now, get rid of the faux-hawk, take out the earrings, fix the teeth, apply crest white strips, and then we can start talking.
LOL!
)
There seems to be less fangs already. But yes, more is indeed needed.
LOLolol! A+ answer
I think if his mouth was a bit smaller then he would be alright looking.
Don't judge me!