March 10th, 2011

Carly Cole: Perfectly Primped In Polka Dots

Hmm…what do we have here?

Polished toesies in semi-normal peep toes?  Check.

A plump pout in a fabulous fuchsia hue? Yup.

Tamed tresses? COMO SAY WHAAAT?!

It must be opposite day, Kickettes, because we’re about to commend Carly Cole for looking good. For the second time in two months.

More often than not, when we can’t say something nice about someone, you lot want to hear it. And from a historical perspective, Mrs. Joe Cole has defiantly upheld this rule instead of siding with the exceptions.

Should our opposite day theory not withstand a polygraph test, then allow us to blame the rain or whomever came up with the dumb idea of freezing our credit cards through Spring (we see you, 21 March). But suddenly and with significant shock, we’re calling a truce with Carly’s coiffure and crapzy clothes (thats crazy and crappy combined).

We understand that our speaking too soon will most likely come back to bit us in the bums hard next week, but for the time being, salute us for our maturity and braveness, will ya?

P.S. – You know Alex Gerrard’s competitive juices are flowing hard now.


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10 Responses to “Carly Cole: Perfectly Primped In Polka Dots”

  1. Liz says:

    I love Carly!! Good, bad or ugly, she is my all time fave WAG. And we need more baby Ruby pics!! And where the hell has Joey been???

  2. graciela says:

    I think she is one of the prettiest WAGs out there, regardless of her questionable taste.

  3. Crackers says:

    She is a cutie, and I love the polka dots. Looking good, Carly!

    (won't say anything about her other half tho)

  4. SoccerrLoverrr says:


  5. xoWinnie says:

    awwe :) she's so cute!

  6. GigiSantaCruz says:

    She looks so so gorgeous!!! I want the whole outfit… Plus her husband, please!!

  7. Jen says:

    Atleast one of the Cole's looks good today……wtf Joe??

  8. mochara says:

    Aw I love her, she's like a little china doll

  9. The way her husband is playing, he should have his wages cut and then she can't go shopping all the time

  10. rubyqueen says:

    she's looking very prim and proper.i like this new look.