August 5th, 2008

Carly Zucker: Sandals on the Street

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So, we’re confused.

We had Carly Zucker pegged as a one trick pony, a mid-riff to rib-riff shift-wearing kind of gal. A girl who flips her hair upside down and applies mousse with impunity. A woman who appreciates the power of the backcomb.

But it would appear she also is a lady who likes a good, comfortable geriatric shoe paired with a bag suitable for porting around a floral-based seat cushion and photo albums of the grandkids.

Damn these ever-changing women and their style versatility.

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36 Responses to “Carly Zucker: Sandals on the Street”

  1. Partridge says:

    What's with the shorts??!

  2. HyraJay says:

    at least my g-ma likes it.

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    Er, I have those shoes. (backs out of the thread . . . )

  4. Brandy says:

    I haven't seen shorts that bad since the 80s. YIKES. Don't like the light hair either. She's the pretty girl who never figured out how to use makeup, hair products or fashion to her benefit – poor moppet.

  5. aristeia says:

    What in the sam hill is she wearing? Oh sister, no…

  6. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    The colours are revolting, her shoes are foul and I agree – that chest is a hell of a lot bigger than it used to be. And suspiciously, unnaturally round.

  7. TammyV says:

    No one has pointed out her chest look like they were (very recently) bought on a card. Those puppies look faker then Posh’s – either that or she is knocked up

  8. AJ says:

    Her hair is my enemy.

  9. Lucy says:

    I don’t like any of this outfit, ugh *thumbs down*

  10. sarabee says:

    Her chest does look suspiciously pumped up, those orbs are creeping up to her neck. Or as TammyV said, she could be knocked up. Comfy shoes and a nappy bag? Don’t rule it out.

  11. LynxKitten says:

    Her face seems a bit off, has she had a boob job done?

  12. TammyV says:

    No one has pointed out her chest look like they were (very recently) bought on a card. Those puppies look faker then Posh’s – either that or she is knocked up

  13. sarabee says:

    Her chest does look suspiciously pumped up, those orbs are creeping up to her neck. Or as TammyV said, she could be knocked up. Comfy shoes and a nappy bag? Don't rule it out.

  14. Lucy says:

    I don’t like any of this outfit, ugh *thumbs down*

  15. Squee says:

    That waist band has gotta be elasticated!

  16. Johnna says:

    Holy crap! Forget about the shoes and the bag… wtf is up with her shorts?!?!?

  17. lesli says:

    what is she wearing. just when you start to prise these wags they go banannas on you.please take that off before grandma does.

  18. Sarah says:

    Did anyone ever dispell the pregnancy rumors after the last time we saw her without her midrift showing?  Some girls start to show in the ass and legs long before the stomach, and those comfortable shoes would be a must-have in a delicate state, perhaps??

  19. DiorHeels says:

    She looks worse than my grandmum…my grandmum’s got more style than that.And that combination of grey…did she spend the night at her mum’s and forget a change of clothes at home?!

  20. autumnmaple101 says:

    Are those shorts she's wearing??? They are soo unflattering…I kinda agree though that Carly here could be knocked up…more than a few suspicious signs pointing to it

  21. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Are those the shoes that help tone your legs or something? Can't believe she's choose to wear them for any other reason.

  22. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I like the skirt… it would have been better if she didn't tuck the tank in though. And she's quite… scary looking without make up. Her hair is the scariest thing though. The bag is… okay. It looks kind of cheap to me, although I'm positive it isn't. And the shoes… no comment.

  23. lose that girl says:

    Gross, Grossier, Grossest. Geez. Those shorts could fit four more people inside. Ew. Tell me, what does Joe Cole see in her? She's just a horrid mess. lose that girl blog

  24. CJ says:

    those shoes are horrible….sort of looks like she's sucking her stomach in a bit…that or she needs to use the loo.

    • josephine says:

      nice sandal and great hairdoo. This is much more appealing and yes I got to learn from what you've done… I guess It seems that people are actually doing their best. Dentist Bountiful

  25. diziet says:

    hehe. if you look closely at her feet, she appears to be levitating. or maybe those gigantic shorts had just caught a gust of wind – watch out, she may be flying over a rooftop near you soon!

  26. Mrs. John Terry says:

    WAG? yes. Fashion icon? absolutely no.

  27. Becca says:

    i hate them shoes.. but i thinks shes getting there lol

  28. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    look like desiner top but why just plain tank top? No Make up by the looks of it. x

  29. jax says:

    She looks worse than I do on the school run! That skort thing is so unflattering,a really ugly shade of green and makes her legs look quite chunky. The hair just gets worse and worse…. I might wear those shoes on said school run but no self-respecting Wag should be seen dead in them!

  30. Filthygorgeous says:

    I think the ’1920′s catholic schoolgirl swimsuit’ looks rather fetching on her! :)

  31. carly says:

    I don’t know whether to cry or throw up. She looks like a bloated wax doll.

  32. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Are those the shoes that help tone your legs or something? Can’t believe she’s choose to wear them for any other reason.

  33. carly says:

    I don’t know whether to cry or throw up. She looks like a bloated wax doll.

  34. Moongirl says:

    Wow big hair!!!!!

  35. sweet_dreamz says:

    Talk about finding an outfit that completely ages you! Two thumbs way down!