September 1st, 2008
Carly Zucker: Ruffles, Buttons, Bouffant
image via Splash News/KEYSTONE Press
It’s time for a fashion intervention, yes?
We love Carly Zucker, we truly do. She’s a gorgeous girl with a great bod and some form of a career. We admire that in a WAG. But there comes a time when loved ones and strangers alike must come together as a united front and say, no more damn it.
No more purple jeans. No more matching green tartan shirt with whimsical purple ruffle and accompanied wrapping straps with buttons of varying sizes. No more coordinating your trainers with your handbag. And for the love of all that is holy, no more beehive of epic helmet head proportions.
Really, isn’t it time for all of us who judge, criticise, scorn and mock to use our powers for good? Let’s do the right thing, people.
The model is very beautiful. The dress must be summer dressing, right? She must be spending a fortune to maintain her body. I am expecting more good posts from you guys. Thank you for posting this great article.
Purple jeans (although I would never wear them) should only be accompanied by a white tank and simple heels or flat sandals. That top she is wearing is unacceptable for anyone, EVER. And her shoes are just awful. They look like orthopedic old lady shoes. I don't even know where to start with the hair… Nice bag, though.
She has to have some sort of impairment. Some sort of autism perhaps, that prevents one from making reasonable clothing choices. Honestly, there is no other possible explanation.
Oh Carly! Oh noooo! Someone please save her! If that top was a full dress she would be a dead ringer for a Mormon fundamentalist. If you’re not sure what they look like, just google image those 2 words together. She’s one step away…
I love Joe Cole and if she makes him happy I have nothing to add!
What on Earth is on her feet??? They look like orthopedics for the elderly. Oh this is bad…
The Shoes!! AHHHHHH THE SHOESS!!!
They are the most horrible things i have ever seen!! (Well apart from the purple trousers!)
The Things Is Though.. Carly Could Look Really Pretty If She Tried.
LoL…she kind of reminds me of the Fundamental Latter day saint's here in the states with her hair like that but none-the-less she could have done better.
Her shoes look kind of like my old dance sneakers. Which are clearly not supposed to be worn out in public. Iker, the whole outfit is hurting my eyes. I have to look away now.
The ugliest mismatched I’ve ever seen! Someone definitely needs some help here!
Oh my God! What was she thinking wearing those clothes? And the shoes…..
I just threw up a little in my mouth. If I had her body and budget, I would NOT be walking around looking like that. Hell, I don’t have her body OR budget and you still wouldn’t ever see me walk around like that!
I love her jeans! Her hair looks a lot better compared to usual.
My problem is with the shoes.
My gran wouldn’t be seen dead wearing them!
Ok Carly you're officially worrying me now!!!
Seriously, is she doing it on purpose?
There is nothing right about this picture at all.
Maybe she dresses like this because she realized she gets more attention? Nah! She's just crazy!
What is… she wearing… on her FEET??
Hmmm… really, she needs a professional that won't tolerate any backtalk. Can't we just petition Queen VB to sort her out? Carly won't know what hit her!!
yeah, she's got to work on that…
This had to be done on a dare.If she picked this out thinking it looked good then I agree, she needs help. No, I don't believe it…had to be a dare.
She Needs Some Help From Us Kickettes! The Outfit Is The Most Hideous Thing I've Ever Seen But On The Bright Side The Make-up Looks Okay
lol. And Carly, If You Read This, Get In Touch, We Can Sort You Out 
The shoes look like those I have to wear to work (That is a cry for compassion actually…)
Those shoes are a piece of work, and not a good one! & the hair reminds me of Little House on the Prarie for Pete's sake. Pretty girl though.
Oh my LORD those kicks are horible. Sorry, it'll just take me some time to sort things out in my now ruined brain… I mean why? Why would a pretty young woman dress herself so?
Well… thats a good bag. But other than that… her shoes look like my dad's perscription diabetic footwear. And her shirt made me think 1800's American cowboy. The jeans would be OKAY… just not here. And her hair has some SERIOUS poofage that needs sorting out. Goodness – someone get her a stylist. I totally volunteer.
The shoes…the blouse. Is Carly really 70 years old? lose that girl blog
The top is nice, it would work with something else. Ditto for the pants. But both of them together make me want to poke my eyes out.
There's only three little letters that go with this photo: starts with a W, goes on with the T and ends with the F.
wow,. I do love the style. She looked so gorgeous and yes I want to be like here…I want to be as fashionable as like here.
She looks like she has joined a morman progresive pologimist cult that lets you wear pants but still makes you look as a-sexual as possible. BTW, Carls – Elen send her appricipation for taking her worst dressed WAG title
There’s a saying in parts of my country about that hair. She’s “jackin’ it to Jesus”. And she’s got a little masochist in her channeling through that shirt.
There’s nothing wrong with the shirt and jeans individually but put together like that and it’s a recipe for disaster. The horrible shoes and stupid hair only makes it worse.
Seriously? Those are the shoes you have to wear in a sewage treatment plant so you don’t slip and fall in. The shirt is Amish for the 21st century, and she can go smash grapes for wine and not have to change pants afterwards. She’s bringing home a canary in her hair which will promptly kill itself when it catches a glimpse of her closet.
There’s only three little letters that go with this photo: starts with a W, goes on with the T and ends with the F.
She looks like she has joined a morman progresive pologimist cult that lets you wear pants but still makes you look as a-sexual as possible. BTW, Carls – Elen send her appricipation for taking her worst dressed WAG title
Oh my LORD those kicks are horible. Sorry, it’ll just take me some time to sort things out in my now ruined brain… I mean why? Why would a pretty young woman dress herself so?
The shoes look like those I have to wear to work (That is a cry for compassion actually…)
Those shoes are a piece of work, and not a good one! & the hair reminds me of Little House on the Prarie for Pete’s sake. Pretty girl though.
I am truly afraid. Someone stop this woman before she starts dressing Joey Cole like evil Elen does my Frankie!
Congratulations, Carly! You have just been photographed wearing THE WORST outfit I have ever seen on a WAG….nay, on ANYONE EVER! Truly heinous everywhere you look. And either that’s last night’s hair, or she’s been taking lessons from Texans….”The higher the hair, the closer to god!” Someone needs to help Carly STAT!