September 1st, 2008
Carly Zucker: Ruffles, Buttons, Bouffant
image via Splash News/KEYSTONE Press
It’s time for a fashion intervention, yes?
We love Carly Zucker, we truly do. She’s a gorgeous girl with a great bod and some form of a career. We admire that in a WAG. But there comes a time when loved ones and strangers alike must come together as a united front and say, no more damn it.
No more purple jeans. No more matching green tartan shirt with whimsical purple ruffle and accompanied wrapping straps with buttons of varying sizes. No more coordinating your trainers with your handbag. And for the love of all that is holy, no more beehive of epic helmet head proportions.
Really, isn’t it time for all of us who judge, criticise, scorn and mock to use our powers for good? Let’s do the right thing, people.