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Forgive him. He’s only nine in Kickette Years and knows not what he does.
But each and every one of us has a solemn duty to keep him the hell away from fellow fringe freedom fighter Neymar. Pinkie swear?

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If ADP thought that turning 37 and moving to Australia were going to stop us getting right up in his personal space, the next few months are going to be tremendously disappointing for him.
Our stalking teams have been perusing for pretty in that part of the world for some time now.

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No, we haven’t a clue either, but when we saw this photo of Hazza taken at the Moomba Festival Parade last month, we knew it would be a travesty if we failed to publish it.
The parade’s theme was ‘Melbourne is delicious’.
At this point, it’s very difficult to disagree.
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