Tuesday Torso: Nick Ward, Wellington Phoenix


We made it, Kickettes. We all survived the week without getting sacked, arrested, or falling over in public.
Pats on everyone’s backs.

It’s very long, Lucas. And looks crooked? Basically, it needs work.
Please see David Villa’s fantastic facial art when you have a moment.
That is all.
With England’s game vs. Holland cancelled, we gave our UK office the night off. Apologies to anyone who may have encountered them in their local bar last night. But on the plus side, fresh restraining orders have been issued as a result of their behaviour and they won’t be troubling you again.
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