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The Kickette Quiz: What Kind Of Aussie Abs Are You?

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In case you missed it: from the critically acclaimed program, ‘Sticking with the Socceroos’, there were taut tummies in a tiny pool. Image: Robert Cianflone/Getty Images AsiaPac.

It’s time to learn more about how your roving eyes are indirectly related to your level of social awkwardness, Kickettes, then behold the latest iteration of our popular personality quizzes.

In honour of Australia Day, (a public holiday occurring tomorrow that all should have off from work but probably don’t), we’re dying to know how you like your abs.

This exercise should hardly be taxing on your mental dexterity, so the only excuse we’ve deemed acceptable for skipping out on voicing your preferences must involve the ongoing plight of your computer monitor in its battle against privacy invaders.

Without further ado, let’s dive right in.

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Tim Cahill & Lucas Neill: Concern & Skepticism

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The garland was fine. Totally fine. But as the Doha International Airport welcoming committee approached, laden with perfume, large floral hats and shiny sequinned costumes, Lucas and Timmy began to wonder what they had signed themselves up for. Image via Zimbio/Getty

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Harry Kewell’s pit stains encouraged Aussie kids to get active with Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect. Bet that’s more than you can say for your weekend. Image: iTWire.

Saturday

- NY Red Bulls star, Rafa Marquez, barely outdressed his girlfriend, Jaydy Mitchel, at a charity event.

- Another Prem star boffs a stripper bites the dust.

- Break up/make up couple Sergio “Kun” Aguero and Gianina Maradona threw on some denim and took in the Shakira concert in Madrid.

- Apparently there is someone more persuasive than Jose Mourinho in world football. Who knew? READ MORE

Midweek Results: International Friendlies & Funsies

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Tim Cahill’s despair is our deepest joy, sadly. (Getty Images/Daylife)

Midweek international friendlies. From what we can gather, these games serve no useful purpose from a sporting perspective but provide us with the opportunity to perv on players while they’re wearing different coloured jerseys. For this reason, and this reason alone, we at Kickette applaud the international friendly and will campaign for its continued presence in the footballing calendar. Please enjoy our highlights in the meantime.

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Lucas Neill: Side-Eye Stature

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During the press conference, Lucas Neill was surprised to learn that the half time entertainment in the next international fixture would consist of the Australian NT recreating scenes from ‘Priscilla – Queen Of The Desert’. Image: Getty Images via Zimbio.