'Awards' Category
David Villa: Soul Patch Of Love
On behalf of kickettes everywhere, Enrique ‘Quini’ Castro showed some gentle strokes of adoration for Daveed Villa and his soul patch in Asturias last Friday. Villa collected his fourth ‘Quini’ award, which is given to the region’s highest scoring La Liga player each year. Image source: MundoDeportivo.com.
Louise Redknapp: Simple Black, Slicked Back At The Glamour Awards
Mrs Jamie Redknapp. As every press opp’s best friend, we should’ve never doubted you. But we did, because you wore this, this and THAT recently.
By now, you’ve collected enough paychecks to know how to work a camera lens, we realise. Throughout your style trials and tribulations, however, we’ve fostered a weird (we) love (you)/(we) hate (your outfit) relationship with your red carpet looks. Some are winners, most have been suckers.
This time it’s different, though. This time, we’re turning over a new leaf with you and agree on your K.I.S.S.* approach to dressing. We also approve of your brunette ‘do and wish to handsomely reward whoever cooked that idea up with a round of silent golf claps. Soz, it’s all we can afford right now.
Overall, we love the head-to-toe ensemble you wore to last night’s Glamour Awards. Don’t get too excited, hon, because we’re only a team a six and most pay no mind to our musings. In order for your victory lap to commence, you’ll have to wait on our readers’ sometimes ruthless verdicts. (Here’s a tip: try spreading the hot husband wealth and you may be able to encourage them to have a fashionable change of heart as well.)
*Keep it simple sister.
Ashley Cole: Players’ Playa
Don’t panic, people. It’s just an ‘air-trophy‘. He can’t hurt anyone with it. Oh, alright. Ashley won the ‘Player’s Player of the Year’ Award at the Chelsea club dinner last night. We cannot confirm whether interns had a vote, but hazard a guess not. Congrats anyway, Ash! Image via chelseafc.com
Bumping Along: Yvonne O’Shea
Mrs John O’Shea seems about 7 months along, no? Any Manchester United Kickettes care to place a wager on the sex of this couple’s first born?






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