'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Sergio Ramos & Lara Alvarez: Roman Rendezvous
Sergio knows just how much of a burden being pretty can really be. We’re lucky we’re so plain. Images via Hola! magazine.

Sergio Ramos and Lara Alvarez were papped being all cutesy in Rome over the holidays – cutesy like how Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens used to be during their ‘High School Musical’ days prior to Vanessa’s nude photos being splashed all over the internet.
Sometimes, after one too many whiskey sours, we like to sit back and have a think about a much different kind of Sergio Ramos. In our dreams, he always plays the role of a rough and ready night rider with a mean shirtless streak and a fondness for corner restaurant booths upholstered in rabbit fur.
How about you, Kickettes? Assuming your minds wander off at all sorts of times during your days too, what kind of character void do you most often dream about The Ramos fulfilling?
‘Ballers On Breaks: Carlos Tevez & Family In Argentina
Manchester City player Carlos Tevez spent the day yesterday competing in wheelbarrow races at the beach with his two daughters while the future of his professional services continued to remain a mystery.
Kickette Catch Up: Your Holiday Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Bojan Krkic was all but mauled by a Kickette Soldier girl at his book signing last week.
We’re beyond proud.
Leo Messi: Embosser Of Rosario
Lionel Messi was honored in Rosario, his hometown city, as the Embosser of Rosario in the World just before the start of the New Year. His Mum, Celia (pictured above), brothers and a woman who appears to be from his family lineage but has a questionable relationship to him per our readers was also present and supporting the Barcelona player.
Darijo Srna: Caught In the Crossfire Of A Fruit Fight

Croatian NT and Shakhtar Donesk captain Darijo Srna is currently on holiday in Barbados.
TMZ has accused his baby blue Speedo of grape smuggling, but we’d like to contest that. The term that best describes what’s going on here is actually “plum smuggling.”
Whose side are you on, Kickettes?
Stuart & Euan Holden: Hot ‘Ballers In Hats








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