Vacay: Gerard Pique & Nuria Tomas In Greece
'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Go-To Classics: Yoann Gourcuff In The Sea
Sometimes, a gal just needs a go-to photo to bring her out of the mid-day slump. Here’s a classic oldie but so very goodie of Yoann Gourcuff beckoning to us with his siren song of eyelashes and accents. He’s totally worth messing up your blow-out for, no? Image via PurePeople.com
Vacay: Lionel Messi, Antonella Roccuzzo And… A Dolphin
We can cross “seeing Lionel Messi frolic with dolphins” off our bucket list now. Huge relief.
Fogo Fans: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Marcelo and Pepe
No need to look at the trousers on waiter boy/man who looks like he may have a “special” swing set up in his basement. Just avert your eyes and appreciate Kaka’s eyebrows.
Over the weekend a few Real Madrid players hit up one of our favourite Brazilian steakhouse restaurant chains, Fogo for dinner. Other footy fans of this eatery include David and Cruz Beckham, in case you’re taking notes.
The lads then shared a cab back to their hotel with Cristiano Ronaldo riding shotgun in the front while Kaka and the others squeezed in the backseat like lower status sardines.
Party Boys: Pepe Reina & Sergio Ramos At “F-Me, I’m Famous” In Ibiza
Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Fernando Llorente, Xavi Hernandez and Pepe Reina were guests of DJ David Guetta at Pacha nightclub in Ibiza last weekend. The name of the party in question? “F**k Me, I’m Famous”. Or, as we like to call it, “You don’t have to ask us twice.”
Vacay: Francesco Totti In Sabaudia, Italy
No, no. It only looks like he’s wearing underpants.
In Francesco Totti’s (wonderful) world, those tight, bulge-cupping to the point of obscene pristine white bathers of beauty are called appropriate swimwear for public use.
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Honeymooners: Yolanthe & Wesley Sneijder In Ibiza
Our feelings for Wes & Yo in summary:
We used to be lukewarm on this couple.
Then we became obsessed with Yolanthe’s insane mane of wondrous, lustrous hair and were off on a well-publicized, semi-crazed girl crush.
After seeing these pool jumping pics (left), we threw our fantasies of getting to brush Yo’s hair out the door and decided we really just wanted to party with them. They’re totes worth the hangover, no?
We were not impressed with their wedding attire, though we respect Yolanthe’s ‘go big or go home’ approach to the occasion.
And now that we’ve gazed upon their loved-up honeymoon snaps we’ve decided we wuv the Sneijders and hope they have babies soon so we can continue our journey of unacceptable feelings, personal intrusions and projections.
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