'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Belated Birthday Wishes: Xabi Alonso
Images via Facebook.
Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
defending the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.
In a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.
Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!
Christian Vieri: Back On The Beauty Wagon
While we were off collectively losing our minds (and wallets), Christian Vieri and his anonymous lady friend were scootin’ and tootin’ around Miami Beach. Wonder if he and Pato trade dating secrets or something because Melissa Satta’s ex (a frequent habitué of SoBe) always pulls the pretty birds.
Unidentified lady friend’s windblown waves: do you like or lurve? Not that we’re judging her already or anything.
Federico Balzaretti & Eleonora Abbagnato: Retail Therapy Done Right
Reports insist Roma’s Federico Balzaretti is in a race against his fitness so he can face former club Palermo this weekend. Federico’s hair, while we don’t understand it, is quite endearing. And weird. But more endearing than weird.
From what we’ve seen of Italian footy’s wives and girlfriends, they’re just normal girls doing their best to support their husbands and boyfriends. Case in point Mrs Balzaretti, Eleonora Abbagnato, who’s helping her man’s strained thigh heal by forcing them to accompany her at the shops.
Well done her.






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