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RT @melissah528 Had dream that Guti had a page boy haircut. Told him he looked ridiculous. He called me bro. Would love interpretation.
Considering the reputations Manchester City’s Wayne Bridge and Shaun Wright-Phillips have, we’re quite sure simply they’re checking the weather report for Miami Beach and not planning a hardcore night of fun, frolicks and skankaliciousness.
Here’s a tip, lads: Denim has no place in the heat. Get to strippin’. (See the dudes behind you for inspiration.)
They’ve made names for themselves with their playboy antics, sartorial choices and all-round entertainment factor. (Oh, and yes, they do play rather good football as well).
Let’s check in with Milan’s Marco Borriello and Real Madrid’s Guti to get the latest eye-brow raising gossip from their love lives. Bring protection.
Isn’t it supposed to be “Peace Up, A-town Down?” This looks more like “Peace Up, The Ponytail Groomer is Thataway.” Not quite the same G-factor, but no matter.
Liverpool’s Andriy Voronin and family are in Florida for their holiday break – they’ve been there for a week. Curious, as we’re quite sure Liverpool had a game yesterday.
Regardless, let’s just enjoy the Voronins on holiday. As always, they’re more than happy to pose for the camera’s and he’s wearing curious shorts. All is well with the world.
Kickettes! How are you doing? We’re upright and that’s all that counts. Hope you’ve been enjoying the post-Xmas footy – exciting stuff happening all over the table, no?
So, we’re curious: did everyone’s favorite footballer come for a personal visit to lift your spirits from the depths of hangover hell? We’ve been terribly behaved all year so it was hardly surprising Santa didn’t leave Cesc under the tree for us. Maybe next year.
Here’s what some of the footy lads/ladies have been up to during our mini-break:
It’s that special time of year, Kickettes.
No, not the time when you can finally justify spending your rent money on a pair of over-the-knee boots because it’s fall – well, that too – but, because it’s Oktoberfest. Cue dozens of footballers photographed taking part in beer swilling and much lederhosen merriment.
As is per usual, the boys from Bayern Munich were very much up for the celebrations. Just look at Daniel van Buyten tucking ravenously into his dinosaur-sized leg of animal carcass.
If that’s not enough to turn you into a Stella McCartney shopper, we don’t know what is.
Miroslav Klose, Mario Gomez, Bastian Schweinsteiger, and Thomas Mueller. Images via Reuters/Zumapress/Keystone Press.
Image courtesy of HLN.be
Are you dying? We are. See the rest of the jaw-droppingly delicious Fernando/Nora photos at ONTD Football.
If you can bring yourself to get past any deep rooted fear of the elderly in swimming trunks and click play, you’ll be rewarded with a video of the Manchester United boys in the pool. We see you, Berba!
[ONTD via The Spoiler]
