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Dating Dossier: Concerts, Conditions & Playing Coy – UPDATED

Image: Repubblica.it.

UPDATE: Shakira’s father, has apparently said the following about the possibility of a bun being in his daughter’s oven: “hopefully the news will be official soon.” So maybe the pop star is actually up the duff after all? Guess we’ll just have to wait, see and play “Spot the Waka In The Womb” for now.

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It’s one of those days where every news story we read seems to have a hint of fiction to it (if not more).

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Carles Puyol: Rest, Recuperation & UV Rays In Ibiza

Fresh off a knee injury, the FCB/Spanish NT footballer is in Ibiza for some light training and beach lounging.

Vacay: Raul & Mamen Sanz

As you can surely deduce, we’re in “Tequila Thursday” induced hangover limbo and in dire need of a huge fry up and a manicure.

Yet even with those difficult issues we are soldiering through with these snaps of Raul and his abs on holiday (along with wife, Mamen).

Don’t ever say we don’t care about you, Kickettes.

Federico Marchetti: One Leg At A Time

Related: June 2012 ‘Ballers On Breaks Update.

‘Ballers On Breaks: Sun, Skin & Sense Of Smell

Tommaso Rocchi posted up poolside and making fun faces with his girlfriend, Valentina (not pictured).

You know summer is (finally!) here when the tube’s natural scent mixture of self-tanner and biscuits dulls to a faint aroma and ‘ballers on breaks flock to the same vacay hotspot in droves.

Are we right, Kickettes, or are we right?