Frank Lampard & Christine Bleakley: Out & About In Chelsea
'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Cease & Desist: An Open Letter To The Sneijder-Cabaus
Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh.
Dear Wes and Yo,
It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We’re not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go about it. We’ve made our feelings on her known before and we will reiterate them just so we’re clear.
Please distance yourselves from this succubus of morality and good taste. The only place you’ll go while associating with her is to the free clinic and no one wants that. Cristiano got out while he could. And if he can do it, so can you.
xo Kickette
David Alaba: Hometown Hero
We personally love invading footballers’ privacy – even more so when we don’t have to lift a finger to get the job done. H/T The Original Winger.
WTF Files: Iker Muniain & Sandra Martin
Thnx EK!
Wow.
Before you ask, no, we do not know who the loon is taking precious camera space away from Iker and his girl Sandra. Nor do we have much information on when or where this snap was taken.
What we do know for certain is that footballers and their ilk aren’t always able to recognise crazy.
For better or for worse, we wouldn’t have them any other way.
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