
Croatian NT and Shakhtar Donesk captain Darijo Srna is currently on holiday in Barbados.
TMZ has accused his baby blue Speedo of grape smuggling, but we’d like to contest that. The term that best describes what’s going on here is actually “plum smuggling.”
Whose side are you on, Kickettes?

Er… Crissy? You wouldn’t be checking yourself out on the stadium JumboTron like we were, huh? Image: Julian Finney/Getty Images.
We are to tennis what hats are to Ladies’ Day at Grand National. As a matter of fact, we’re thinking of upping our court side attendance at more matches in the near future – especially at the ones that take place in Madrid and London.
Don’t get the wrong idea here, Kickettes. We would never consider attending any kind of event just because we might so happen to bump into some hot and famous footballers. No, that would be too pathetically contrived even for us.
We just like tennis, okay?
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