We asked for Mario Gomez – not a massive pair of boobs.
Kickettes, since when did Lena’s body fully realise its voluminous self? Is her suddenly ample chest a figment of our imaginations, the fault of her dress or have Miss Gercke’s girls always been that bountiful and tautly compact?
Few events on the annual social calendar arouse us like Oktoberfest does. Ladies Day at Aintree, the end of season bubba parade(s) and so forth. So considering this, you can probably imagine the anguish we felt upon searching our photo agencies’ inventory and only finding hundreds of Mr & Mrs Franck Ribery pics.
This is not okay, Bayern Munich ‘ballers. Looking especially hard at you, Mario Gomez.
Obvi we’ll try and keep have an eye on this space but are doubtful any pictorial miracles will come of it. What a shameful waste of Guinness and lederhosen if you ask us.
In the first episode of “Being: Liverpool”, we got a hearty glimpse at the Gerrards at home. Lily-Ella, Lexie and Lourdes rocked the cute factor while Alex rocked the disinterested carbface.
Episode two, anyone?
For Kickette HQ, coffee is currency.
Ditto for good hair days.
The arguably most talked about couple in Spain seems to be closer than ever to having their sexual interactions broadcast to the world. While Shakira’s reps originally denied, denied, denied the existence of any sex tape – blaming two of the Colombian singer’s former employees for winding everybody up – it’s being reported that a sex tape between the Barcelona ‘baller and singer does, in fact, exist.
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