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‘Ballers On Breaks: More Miami Mayhem

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'Ballers on Breaks Miami

Thanks M for the stellar Swedish backside spot!

Footballers on breaksThe south of Florida has recently become a hotbed of hot ‘baller bodies. Let’s check on the status of everyone’s tanlines, shall we?
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Juventus player, Amauri, is in town with his wife and kids. Curly-haired-cutie-stricken-with-humidity son, Hugo, should let his dad know that bucket hats are not a good look for any of the Carvalho de Oliveira men.
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Vacay: Roy Keane And Family In Mauritius

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This photo reminds us of those shows we’ve seen on the Discovery Channel when we’re too lazy to get up and find the remote. You know, the ones where the alpha male lion catches a glimpse of the cameraman, and then starts to run at him? Image credit: Dona Da Bola

Vacay: Zlatan Ibrahimovic In Miami

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Though it’s a real shame Zlatan Ibrahimovic isn’t heading off to South Africa to participate in the World Cup (Sweden didn’t qualify), we’re rather thrilled to see him checking his tan lines in Miami instead. Mercy.

Cristiano Ronaldo Has A New WAG

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Images via profimedia.cz, Crystal pictures

Portugal World CupThey’re walking in tight trousers, he’s giving her a wedgie/lift out of the water…is this true love?

As we first reported yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo has a new WAG in tow. Even with her bum and boobies hanging out, she already seems leaps and bounds above his former string of famewhores and fuglies.

And, now we know with picture proof that the Portuguese team captain/manbag aficionado and model Irina Shayk spent their three-day break both on and off their luxury yacht, Olialia, in Corsica. Apparently they also partook in couples’ massages. We’ve no confirmation about whether they chose “relaxing” aromatherapy oils or “stimulating” ones, but we can guess.

Cristiano Ronaldo model WAGMost importantly: the boy loves water and it loves him right back.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Armani Upgrade?

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What do Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk have in common, aside from their lucrative Armani contracts? They’ve (most likely) seen the inner workings of each others’ said designer delicates.

Word is traveling fast that Ronaldo has “dumped” Kim Kardashian’s derriere and was seen cavorting around Corsica with a Russian model last weekend. Airquotes are necessary since we do not sincerely believe Kim K. and C-ron were ever doing anything more than a horizontal shimmy. Plus, she slyly admitted last week that Ronaldo’s “a good guy” and “a good friend”.  To us, this is a stretch of her imagination.

So, what’s there to know about this hook-up? For starters, Irina tweeted about a trip to Italy on the 17th of May, which has given the ever-reliable Spanish press enough hearsay to claim Shayk’s identity with grainy picture certainty. Adding more fuel to the fire, three days later Ronaldo took a private helicopter from an undisclosed locale to join up with his national teammates in Portugal. Even Sherlock wouldn’t know what to make of this.

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