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'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Vacay: Andrea Dossena in Capri
Andrea Dossena is an Italian semi-pocket sizer who plays for Liverpool FC, though he may make a move to a European club this summer. He’s currently on holiday in Italy, sunning it up in the beautiful Capri.
We’d like to expand on this story with some sort of interesting anecdote, factual information, or even a clever limerick. But we can’t seem to get past the obvious question:
What the hell is he looking at?
Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez
There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:
Coleen’s jet-ski action;
Coleen’s cute bikini;
Wayne’s inability to tan;
Etc
But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions. Nature rules, doodes!
Col still has a way to go before her baby is due. Let’s hope our girl’s got a lifetime supply of Bio Oil and some damn good cocoa butter.
Bubbas and Ballers: Alessandro and Sofia Nesta
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