'Ballers on Breaks' Category

Vacay: Frank Lampard in Vegas

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Frank Lampard is still on holiday in Las Vegas.

It’s been longer than 48 hours. In fact, it’s been a week.

We didn’t think it was possible to “do” Vegas for that long without dying of alcohol poisoning or catching something that requires a prescription. But it would seem Lampsy is in his element: sun, poolside drinks and skanky chicas as far as the eye can see.

Hardly surprising that the tabloids are full of photos of him oogling women in bikinis like it’s a major news break.  But, to that we say, big deal. He’s a baller. He’s single. He’s on holiday. Let him look. (Although in one particular case, even we had to say, Hold Up. Is this bitch naked?)

What’s newsworthy in this story? Well, Frankie is flying the flag high for Brits on vacation by baking his skin into a healthy shade of red only seen in lipstick tubes. And he’s not been arrested. We say, success!

Now come home Frank. Please.

Vacay: Nani and Daniela Arrive in Lisbon

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Vacay: Abigail Clancy and Peter Crouch in Sardinia

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imagePortsmouth’s Peter Crouch is currently enjoying his holidays in Sardinia with long-time gal, Abbey Clancy.  This is a couple that is always loved up, and we likey.

We’re not quite feeling the just cause she dances go-go, that don’t make her a ho, no bikini. But we do give full props to Abbey for having one of the best WAG bods in the business. Yowser!

Vacay: Federico Macheda in Sardinia

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Kiko Macheda texts whilst tanning during a trip to Sardinia, Italy with his boys. June 23, 2009.

Vacay: The Van Der Sars in St. Tropez

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Edwin van der Sar and his wife, Annemarie, on vacation with their children in France. Looks like Vandy’s still got it!