'Ballers on Breaks' Category

The Maldinis in Miami & NYC

19 comments
Share

image

images via MARVIX/KEYSTONE Press

imageimageimageimage

FYI, Paolo Maldini is now back in Milan, training for his last professional season of footie.

He was with the family on holiday in Miami for much of June and July, celebrating his 40th b-day, before heading to New York for a spot of shopping and looking good whilst walking.

EDIT: Alessandro Nesta and his family were also on vacay with the Maldini’s in Miami – the middle pic is of his wife, not Paolo’s.

Honeymooners: The Ballacks in the Balearics

22 comments
Share

imageimage

images via Matrix/WENN

See more pics at This is London

Vacay: Sarah and Bastian in Turkey

14 comments
Share

image

image via bild.de, soccerpulse

Doesn’t Sebastian Schweinsteiger’s girlfriend Sarah look thrilled at their choice of restaurant for the evening?  We’re noticing a rather high quality side-eye of death on her part.  But, perhaps she’s thoroughly enjoying the entertainment and we’ve got it all wrong.

Bastian and Sarah were spotted out on a short holiday to Istanbul last week - they’re since back in Germany.  While on vacation, they also hit up a local transvestite cabaret bar.  As you do. 

Don’t worry, Sarah, your holiday may have been spent watching your man do the shimmy-shimmy-ya’ll with a belly dancer, but you’ve still got fabulous hair.  And that counts for something, damn it.

 

Vacay: The Van Der Sar Family, Bangkok

36 comments
Share

image

images via pantip.com

imageimage
thnx CLB!

UVA Watch: Nando Hits Back-Slap Pink

47 comments
Share

image

image via X17online

Well Kickettes, he took it as far as he could. 

After holidaying in Miami, Fernando Torres was able to move his skin tone from Mayonnaise to Sunny Beige. It would appear he has topped out at Back-Slap Pink and it seems unlikely he will go any further.

Nando and Olalla are now doing the vacay thing over in the Bahamas.  Wag-abees, take notice of the way Olalla is attending to her man’s needs and spraying him down whilst he lifts his shorts accordingly. 

Have to say, the combination of his freckles, excellent height to body parts-proportion, and standout thighs of glory certainly have turned our heads. We are beginning to appreciate the buff but non-ripped look of his muscle to fat ratio.  Nando-nay-sayers we are aware of your concerns: the lack of body hair, his choice of barnet, his youth, etc. Yet, we are intrigued. 

A few of our Finest 5 list ballers should be feeling nervous; we feel a few changes are imminent.

Cheers M!