'Ballers on Breaks' Category
images via Nacional.hr
Here are a few pics of the Da Silva family on the beach in Brazil, where Eduardo has been recovering from his ankle injury. Isn’t his daughter Lorena delish?
Okay, okay, here’s the real reason we’re posting the photos: Andreja da Silva’s sandals/gladiator thong shoeboot doohickeys.
The flashdance-80s-fashionista inside of us wants to embrace and adore, but the you-can’t-be-serious reality side is pointing out that these are effectively just a pair of boots with the toe-part missing. And that’s just wrong.
Or are they so wrong they’re fantastically right? They’re metallic burgundy moonboot sandals – worn on the beach. For a photo shoot.
Think we’ve just found our new girl-crush.
Before you ask, we unfortunately have no idea who these two blonde chicas are hovering (and groping) Sergio Ramos.
Not that we have any right to judge their behaviour, mind. Much like the previous beach-Totti situ, we would be all over that too.
Watch out grannies, slow-walking infirm, and bikini hoochies: if you’re blocking our access to an oiled up baller on the beach we will not hesitate to flick sand, pull hair or use a taser. You have been warned.
We’ve just about had enough with all these vacationing fools.
image via Solarpix
Especially these two. How many holidays does one need to have? Are we missing a memo somewhere about a requisite multi-continent schedule of sloth that should be happening every summer irregardless of one’s normal day to day lifestyle?
No, we’re not bitter. Just bitter-ish. We’ve even lost the will be make a witty comment about what the hell Abbey is doing to Peter. Can’t. be. arsed.
Anyhoo, for those who need to know futher deets, they’re in Ibiza and all is well. In other Crouchie news, he looks set to head to Portsmouth for next season.
See more pics at the Daily Mail.