'Ballers on Breaks' Category
Darijo Srna: Caught In the Crossfire Of A Fruit Fight
Croatian NT and Shakhtar Donesk captain Darijo Srna is currently on holiday in Barbados.
TMZ has accused his baby blue Speedo of grape smuggling, but we’d like to contest that. The term that best describes what’s going on here is actually “plum smuggling.”
Whose side are you on, Kickettes?
Stuart & Euan Holden: Hot ‘Ballers In Hats
What we’ve learned from the footballing brothers Holden: for better or for worse, denim jackets are here to stay. Image via Instagram.
Hot On A Hilltop: Peter Lowry, Portland Timbers
Although this distant view of Peter Lowry’s midsection was taken at a less than optimal angle, we still find footballers who proactively offer up shirtless pictures of themselves to be more attractive than their camera shy peers. Image via Twitter/@KerryBakes.
ATP Tour Finals: Fascinated Footballers & Police Frisking
Er… Crissy? You wouldn’t be checking yourself out on the stadium JumboTron like we were, huh? Image: Julian Finney/Getty Images.
We are to tennis what hats are to Ladies’ Day at Grand National. As a matter of fact, we’re thinking of upping our court side attendance at more matches in the near future – especially at the ones that take place in Madrid and London.
Don’t get the wrong idea here, Kickettes. We would never consider attending any kind of event just because we might so happen to bump into some hot and famous footballers. No, that would be too pathetically contrived even for us.
We just like tennis, okay?
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