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Harper Beckham: Footy Facade

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The Beckhams’ youngest was spotted banishing inanimate objects from her presence this past weekend and everyone is talking about it. Because, well, no one has anything better to do, obviously. Image: FameFlynet.

Harper Beckham: Queen Babybitcher

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Just look at that exquisite eye scowl (full Kickette Vocab definition here). Harper Seven has a bright future ahead of her.

Style Files: Victoria Beckham Spring 2013

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Yes, that is wee Harper walking the catwalk. We. Die. Images via @victoriabeckham, Style.com, FameFlynet Pictures, & Peter Michael Dills/Getty Images North America

With the scent of Diptyque’s Feu de Bois in the air, Victoria Beckham showed her Spring 2013 collection at the New York Public Library yesterday morning.

It was by many accounts, her most advanced and sophisticated collection to date. So much so that our snarkometers officially clocked in at zero when all was said and done.

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Victoria Beckham: It’s The End Of The World As We Know It

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Images: X17Online.

In case you missed it – and how could you? – Victoria Beckham went out in public wearing a tracksuit (probably made of the finest cashmere, but whatever) and neon trainers (heel height in inches: zero) over the weekend.

Kickettes, you know that old saying, “the wheels are coming off”?

Well, if they weren’t already goners, they certainly are now.

Somewhere beyond the grave, the Mayans are laughing their calendar-rich asses off.

David Beckham: This Is Not Okay

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Image: Rcf/Bauer Griffin.

Footy stars buying their own produce? It’s normally a ‘do’, dear readers. You know, Celebs! They’re just like us! and all that good stuff.

But David Beckham and other footy stars of his calibre buying their own produce whilst wearing socks with sandals?

It’s a definite do-not-pass-go-and-give-us-the-100-quid-you’ve-wrongly-collected ‘don’t’.

Our new GoldenBalls Rule: DBecks is allowed to wear tight whiteness in public only if the article of clothing in question bears either his initials or Armani’s. Please and thank you.