This is why we will forever worship at the altar of Sir Becks: to celebrate Victoria’s 33rd birthday, David planned a surprise trip to Paris including dinner and shopping, to the tune of £110,000.
Victoria woke up to a birthday presentation of a homemade card and other such slushiness from her children, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, who were then ceremoniously abandoned so mummy and daddy Becks could get their foreign shop on.
Take a moment to consider that having David Beckham as a husband already is a gift one would maim doe eyed puppies for. So to throw in a Parisian shopping spree kind of puts your situation at lottery winning happy dance, no? But nary a smile was to be seen from Victoria – not even one of sheer gloat as she tottled past the various shop assistants kissing her ass and bowing down with designer objects.
David whisked Victoria around to numerous private appointments he had arranged for her at Christian Louboutin, Azzedine Alaia and the fabu boutique Colette before taking her to din-dins at Guy Savoy. It goes without saying that David hired out the entire restaurant. Because, god forbid any peasant-like, ugly people might be dining nearby and ruin the vibe. Not to mention it probably makes Victoria uncomfortable to see other people eating.
Transport to and from Paris was provided for by private jet. Again, avoiding lowly commercial travelers/the unattractive/the poor is key to simulated marital bliss. Remember this, Kickettes, make it your mantra.
David Beckham in the nude. Photoshopped or not?
That is the question filling up our inbox from our loyal Beck-watchers.
One would tend to believe some photoshop monkeys have been at work with this image of David and his nakedess… repeat… there is some nakedness…
Under extremely close scrutiny, we can see few marks of editing done on these images, currently flying around the internet faster than you can say torso-man-muscles.
But here’s where our “bitch please“ detectors come into play: when Rebecca Loos went public with the story of her (alleged) affair with David, she said she could prove that they had a sexual relationship by a particular, unique situation going on with David’s privates. Some said she was referring to his preference for using a razor on the nethers. We think it was something else. And if you look at the photo, you’ll see the man parts in question wouldn’t match up with the claim made. Know what we mean? Not to mention we doubt David would do such a shoot without a little grooming, no?
Make your own mind up – check out the photos at OMGblog, and in the meantime, we’ll continue our in-depth investigation.
Jordan (Page 3/Playboy/Glamour model/Reality TV star/Etc) has been sticking the knife into Victoria Beckham during her first major US television interview.
Bit of bg: Jordan and Victoria first got up in each others grill about 6 years ago, when Victoria was working with Jordan’s then-boyfriend, Dane Bowers.
Victoria found Jordan classless and trashy, sang “who let the dogs out” when Jordan walked by, and generally disapproved of her existence. Jordan claimed David Beckham had the hots for her, that VB was a hypocrite for not admitting to plastic surgery and slammed her for being “too posh to push” when she had her children by C section.
Good stuff, this.
With the news that Jordan’s reality TV series has been optioned by E! television, one has to wonder what Victoria is thinking about the whole thing. Some tabloids are reporting that she’s thrilled for Jordan and looking to put the past behind them and become mates in the US. Obviously that’s complete tat.
Especially after Jordan threw down a doozey of a gauntlet at a champagne launch party in Hollywood where she told execs: “Posh is about as exciting as a dead fish.“
Then, on an Extra TV broadcast, she pretended to have never heard of Victoria and David, before her hubby Peter said that Jordan was better looking than Victoria.
Jordan’s response: “It’s not hard to be better looking than her, is it really?“
And the final dig: “She’s just a footballers’ wife.“
Victoria, please do the right thing. And by right thing, we mean retaliate publicly and with some sort of entertaining weapon like a can of spray foundation.
Link: British Cat Fight
God, we love this kid.
At what point do you think he’ll realise it’s his mother courting the paparazzi? Here’s a clue, Brooklyn: she’s wearing insane boots and no bra. Good luck, kiddo.