Brooklyn Beckham vs The Papparrazzi
God, we love this kid.
At what point do you think he’ll realise it’s his mother courting the paparazzi? Here’s a clue, Brooklyn: she’s wearing insane boots and no bra. Good luck, kiddo.
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BFF: Victoria Beckham and J-Lo
Our “bitch please“ detectors started going off when we first heard of Victoria Beckham’s friendship with Jennifer Lopez.
But it appears these two are actually very pally. Move over Katie Holmes, your reign is over sweetheart.
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Victoria Beckham Takes Flight
Still handling the well-timed paparazzi invasion like a pro, Victoria Beckham took to the skies yesterday to do some ski para gliding.
She’s in Courchevel, France, a long-time family favourite for vacations. Her father, Tony and oldest son Brooklyn have joined her.
Important detail: Victoria is wearing Chanel skis.
In other news, David fixed his hair.
Beckham explained to GMTV why it happened:
“Well, I needed a change. I think I’ve had the same haircut for two years now and I was getting slightly bored. You know it’s part of something that I do”.
Sometimes we have to sit back and think: we’re changing the world with our intellectually challenging, life changing reportage on key events happening worldwide.
Thanks to Cate for the David hair tip.
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The Drunk Off Their Ass List: The Beckhams
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Anyone want to predict the level of hangover for these two this morning?
We’re thinking it might be a code red situation. Or, in other words, a driving the porcelain bus situation.
The Beckhams got their groove on last night with P Diddy, first having dinner at London’s Nobu and then heading to the Automat bar. Reports say David was looking down and not terribly happy – this is the second night in a row we’re hearing about David’s temperate mood.
We won’t speculate if his attitude has anything to do with us refusing to take his calls anymore. David. You’re married. We can’t be together. Not at least until you send more money. Or a nice necklace. We’re not bothered.
But back to our story of alcohol and Diddyness. Thinking they could keep up with Puff Daddy was their first mistake. This is a man who bathes in champagne and wears diamonds the size of croutons in his ears.
Even with the British-born birthright of being able to drink the bar dry, David and Victoria couldn’t handle it. They stumbled out into their waiting car, with the Daily Mail reporting Victoria looking “tired and emotional” as she collapsed in a heap over David. We’ve seen Victoria this hammered before, but it’s a rare pleasure to see the couple completely smashed together.
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The second mistake? The Burberry tea cozy hat.
The third mistake? (Yes, this was an evening of many) Victoria’s non-bra. Girl you’re wearing jersey fabric. Seriously. Put on a goddamn bra. No one wants to have a conversation with you when those things are doing all the talking.
Non-News: Victoria and David Do Dinner
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David and Victoria Beckham were out in London last night chowing down at Scotts in Mayfair. They were having dinner with their friend and celebrity chef bigmouth-curse-alot Gordon Ramsey.
The bare bones of this non-newsworthy situ?
- Victoria wore Christopher Kane and looked like a trollop. (Mr. Kane sent her his entire Spring/Summer 07 collection).
- David looked mighty fine with a good pair of shoes
- David, whilst looking mighty fine and wearing good footwear, got annoyed with Victoria and her posing for the paparazzi, was a little huffy, but kept his mouth shut, and eventually they entered the restaurant.
Link: Posh’s Fashion Errors, Sky News
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