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Breaking News: Victoria Beckham Goes Blonde

Image: buzzfoto

In the most important news story of the year, Victoria Beckham has gone blonde.

And we hate it.

Actually, the cut, we like, the colour we no likey.

Link: Victoria Unveils New Asymettrical Look

Beck Talk: David Does Motorola

We’re still feeling ashamed that in our last post we implied Becks may have been having some ashy issues, so to repent for our sins we bring you the background scenes from his Motorola advert.

The one where he has no shirt on.

Yeah, that one.

All is right in the world again.

Beck Talk: David Does Details

David Beckham is gracing the latest Details magazine cover and unfortunately, he looks about half as hot as he does in the flesh.

We’re not sure what the problem is, he’s looking ashy or something. Get the boy a spot of moisturizer, someone!

Wait, did we just say something anti-Becks? The world is obviously coming to an end. We must go wrap ourselves in our Beckham blankets and await the apocalypse.

Link: Details Magazine: Will America Buy David Beckham?

WAG Watch: Victoria Beckham at Disney

We’re not experts in the wearing mouse ears/spending a months’ salary to fly upside down on a roller coaster until you hurl cotton candy and hot dogs thing, but isn’t a trip to Disneyland supposed to be fun?

Do any of the individuals in this photo look like they’re enjoying themselves?

We’ve got our money on Brooklyn being the first Beckham to kick the living crap out of a photographer. Soon.  Like, before he’s 10.  And as for the lovely Romeo, would it kill someone to give him a hairstyle? Just an eensy, weensy bit of a doo? Isn’t it his bloody birthright?

For more photos of a well-fed Lady V and her happy bubbas, head over to Faded Youth

Thursday Tasty: DB Instinct

… as seen in the March issues of US Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazine.