We’re still feeling ashamed that in our last post we implied Becks may have been having some ashy issues, so to repent for our sins we bring you the background scenes from his Motorola advert.
The one where he has no shirt on.
Yeah, that one.
All is right in the world again.
David Beckham is gracing the latest Details magazine cover and unfortunately, he looks about half as hot as he does in the flesh.
We’re not sure what the problem is, he’s looking ashy or something. Get the boy a spot of moisturizer, someone!
Wait, did we just say something anti-Becks? The world is obviously coming to an end. We must go wrap ourselves in our Beckham blankets and await the apocalypse.
Link: Details Magazine: Will America Buy David Beckham?
We’re not experts in the wearing mouse ears/spending a months’ salary to fly upside down on a roller coaster until you hurl cotton candy and hot dogs thing, but isn’t a trip to Disneyland supposed to be fun?
Do any of the individuals in this photo look like they’re enjoying themselves?
We’ve got our money on Brooklyn being the first Beckham to kick the living crap out of a photographer. Soon. Like, before he’s 10. And as for the lovely Romeo, would it kill someone to give him a hairstyle? Just an eensy, weensy bit of a doo? Isn’t it his bloody birthright?
For more photos of a well-fed Lady V and her happy bubbas, head over to Faded Youth
… as seen in the March issues of US Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazine.
Here’s David Beckham, papped after a night out with Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez in Madrid. Victoria has just flown to NYC from LA.
A question: if you had a husband who looked like this, why in hell would you go anywhere without him?
We’re looking at 6 weeks of nearly constant separation between Victoria and David.
Wait, perhaps we should rephrase that to be, Is it really ever safe to leave such a man unattended or unsupervised for an extended period of time?
Please, don’t anyone email us to say it’s because she is independent and has a career and doesn’t need to be everywhere David is. Scroll back up and look at the first photo before you hit the “send” key, K?