'Beck Talk' Category


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We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: if you’re dumb, you better be cute.

Or in this instance, if have trouble with your native language, don’t try to tackle one of those nasty foreign ones.

Case in point, hottest of the hotties: David Beckham.

When asked by a group of Spanish journalists (in Spanish) whether he and Victoria were expecting another child, he said, “yes”. Cue worldwide media pandemonium.

The Sun, UK breaks it down in English:

A journalist asked him: “Congratulations. Is it true that you’re going to be a father?“

Beckham smiled broadly and replied “Yes.“

The journalist asked: “Are you happy?“

Becks: “Yes”.

Journalist: “How are you?“

Becks: “Very well.“

And Victoria? “Good, thanks.“

But when asked “Would you prefer a boy or a girl?“, the star just smiled.

His spokeswoman admitted: “He misunderstood a question in Spanish.“

The spokeswoman explained that David thought the press were asking how Victoria and the babies were.  But if that’s true, wouldn’t his answers have been, “good thanks”, not “yes”?

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the shame of the poor

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Oh lordy, it sucks to be bankrupt.

Especially when your sister is Victoria Beckham.

VB’s sister, Louise, is in a wee bit of trouble with creditors after the mobile phone business she shares with her hubby, Hayden went bust. The company has gone into receivership.

Here’s the fun part: Apparently Hayden tried to name-drop Victoria as a way out of the

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Preach On, Lady Victoria


Oh, waiting for the release of this book is worse than Christmas when you’ve been good all year.

We’re refusing to put on any more clothes until Victoria Beckham’s “That Extra Half An Inch – Hair, Heels and Everything In Between” is released.

In fact, without her words of wisdom about skinny jeans and wedge heels, it’s just too risky to leave the house.

Until October 30, we’ll make due with the advance blurbs:

“I was never the six-foot tall pin-up. I’ve always been the girl next door who got lucky.”

Have truer words ever been spoken?

“I’ve come a long way in the last 10 years, but this book isn’t my attempt to tell you what or what not to do. It’s just to share some of what I’ve learned.”


“I’ve always been a girls’ girl. And I know from experience that making the very best of yourself is something any woman can do.”

Beck Talk: milk does a body good

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question of the day: vb’s junk in the trunk


Just how did Victoria Beckham go from “flat ass” to “bootylicious”?

Hmmm, how indeed.

The tabloids are claiming is down to some expert photo editing to give her some curves and make the rear view in her new perfume ad with David more appealing.

UK newspaper the Daily Mail has quotes from a digital re-touch expert, who is in little doubt that there have been some enhancements made to the photos.

Expert or no expert, Victoria is rocking a whole lotta junk in the trunk that she certainly didn’t have a month, nay, a week ago.

Link: The Cheek of It

Link: Beckham Brand Wagon Rolls On