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Olympic Results: Friendly Reminders & Unfriendly Roars

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Ooh, heavens. Honduras just exploded with joy. Image: Stanley Chou/Getty Images.

We’re getting into the Olympic spirit, Kickettes!

Well, we’re making snarky comments about footballers in various states of undress. Does that count?

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Neymar: Who Throws A Shoe?

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Why, it’s Marcelo’s bundle of fluffy boy love, Enzo. We have to confess, we’ve been tempted to do this to Neymar on several occasions. Image: REUTERS/Sergio Moraes.

‘Ballers & Bubbas: David Luiz & Nephew

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Leo Messi: The Unstoppable Vex Machine

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Any suggestions as to how opposition teams are going to stop Leo Messi from scoring? He bagged yet another hat-trick against Brazil in a friendly Saturday night, conjuring up GianLuca Vialli’s jest about curtailing Thierry Henry’s pitch prowess from years ago in our heads (as well as his famed mustached/bearded baby face).

If Messi had to, could he play in flip flops? With his legs tied together? Drunk?

Or do you think any and all attempts to prevent Leo from making several deposits in the goal bank each week would be futile?

One more, why not: how long can he keep this up until Antonella gets wind of his stockpile’s spendable-at-the-shops currency conversion rates (exclusively offered for priority bank customers only)?

Image: EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/GettyImages.

If Kickette Ran Hollywood: It’s Catching On

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See what we’ve started? Aside from Thiago Potiguar’s head not fitting on Captain America’s body, we give this movie poster 3 out of 5 stars. Image: Bola.