A bit of a toughie for the latest edition of our exciting new ‘holy crap, we can’t be bothered to do any work’ series. Unless of course you’re fully conversant with footballers and their ridiculous hairdos, in which case, it’s completely and horribly obvious.
After a busy week that saw Cesc Fabregas crumble under the intense pressure of our whining, a reveal of the strange bathing predilections of the Portuguese NT and a few choice players sharing what they don’t want for Christmas, we are pleased to finally be able to bring you some proper football news.
Yeah right. And we’re giving up cake in December, too.
The week started as a soap opera, segued gently through fantasy into fashion commentary before coming to rest in Xabi Alonso’s shorts. Unfortunately, it’s gonna finish on an horrific note – first visual, then emotional.
Sorry Kickettes. We only spread the gossip – we don’t have control over the content.
You lot have been so moody this week! First, your response to Christine Bleakley’s new fitness DVD can only be described as ‘mixed’, then you disturbed us by referring to Andre Villas Boas as a ‘ginger stallion‘, before taking serious exception to Revista Cuore’s assertion that The Ramos™ is ugly.
Luckily, we managed to curry favour with photographs of Fernando Llorente playing a clarinet, but it was touch-and-go there for a moment.
We hope our review of the week doesn’t upset you. We fear certain aspects of it might…
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