It’s with cold hands and gooey hearts that we bring you a warming dose of ‘ballers (and their ex or current WAGs) being affectionate with bubbas today, Kickettes.
Please note: your health may or may not be affected by the cascade of knuckle biting cuteness that you’re about to take in. We’re afraid no cup of tea will fix the deterioration of your fertility once the viewing damage is done.
We found this video of Brek Shea and FC Dallas finding their inner farm boys at the bottom of the Kickette Halloween dressing up box. The shoot for Model Citizen happened just over a year ago but the tape must have been scooped up with the costumes during our attempt to hide the evidence.
That’s our story anyway.
Ovary explosion is an understatement, Kickettes. This new bundle of Arsenal Adorkableness is causing an extreme ovaryaction in our esteemed domicile at the mo.
Jack Wilshere’s (ex?) girlfriend Lauren Neal, gave birth to a baby boy – Archie Jack Wilshere – today at 15:06 GMT. The tiny tot clocked in at a healthy 7lbs 11oz and we greatly appreciate Jack not making us wait until eternity to get a peek at his newborn by pulling a David Beckham.
As if seeing pictures of Jack and his cute puppy weren’t distracting enough, we can’t even begin to comprehend what this season’s bubbas & ‘ballers parade at the Emirates (hopefully starring these two cuties) will do to our physical and mental states.
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