
Olaya (l) and Zaida take a moment with Daddy Villa. Image: Getty Images/Daylife
Just in case you have any ovaries left after seeing Leo Torres’ debut appearance yesterday (more below), we thought we’d further decimate your reproductive organs by posting a few early dispatches from the footballer fecundity front line. We suggest that you look at these pictures a lot over the next couple of days, in order to try and build up some kind of resistance to them. Also, taking zinc may be helpful.
We suspect there will be something of a slew in the coming weeks.
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There’s nothing cuter than a bubba and a ‘baller on a less than sunny Friday, even if the bubba is dishing out some serious side-eye to his current ride. Extra kudos if you can figure out who the babe in arms is (psst: his grandaddy has just signed on to manage his current team for three more years. Image via yfrog.
Now we’ve recovered from the jolt of joy that always strikes when confronted with a picture of a cutey pie face in the morning (the baby isn’t bad, either), we are fully prepared to launch into our weekly ‘crucial events you can’t live without’ round up. Please use it to help you through the cold, dark days of the weekend, when we don’t post.
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We all fantasise about it on an hourly basis, but isn’t it great to be able to confirm that all is well in the world of footballer fecundity?
Yes, for those of you still suffering agony spasms caused by the dearth of Leo Torres photos (why, Fernando, why?!) to follow is a quickie round up of the happy events befalling some of the finest footie players from or playing on German soil, whether they’re bringing up baby, awaiting the arrival of the stork or simply getting in some practice.
Ovaries at the ready, ladies.
Image via tumblr. Thanks Linne & IrisM for their tips!
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