Whether to your liking or not, Kickettes, several clubs reasserted their dominance over their respective leagues this weekend.
Your failure to recover from the extended Easter break enough to read about them is aided by today’s Weekend Results roundup.
“So what you’re essentially telling me is that these fancy electronic shoes only work if I shave my legs?” Fulham’s Pavel Pogrebnyak puzzles over the instructions for his new miCoach boots.
Much was made of Mario Balotelli’s failure to control a bib last season, but were we being unfair to Super Mario by singling him out for his hilarious ineptitude? Is he really the only footballer player who struggles with the simplest of every day tasks?
A brief glance around the leagues suggests not.
The Pincer Movement. We may try this one ourselves.
We managed to find a theme to our post this week and stick to it all the way through. Boom.