Blackburn Rovers’ Martin & Marcus Olsson with Cedrick from K.R.A.C.K United in Kenya last summer. Image via krackunited.com.
We would never ask you to do something we’re not prepared to do ourselves. And while this is an obvious opportunity for all of us to waffle on about what we would do if presented with not one, but two, cute boys and a large bucket of peanut butter, it’s not compulsory to sign up to our
pervy peculiar brand of eccentricity.
Boca was one of three players sent off during a particularly feisty Old Firm derby yesterday. The ref obviously hadn’t received our memo about keeping players with hot thighs on the pitch regardless of crap tackling ability. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.
Quick, get us an iced latte and a muscular midfielder, stat!
We don’t have to explain why, just someone please do it.
All Shinji was told when he was led into the medical room by a group of suspiciously dressed female “doctors” was that the tests would be thorough and relatively painless.
It was only when they strapped him into this machine and began to advance that he began to understand what fear really feels like.
We thought you might need cheering up this morning, and the boys across the European Leagues obviously felt so too.
Don’t keep them waiting, Kickettes!
Image: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images.
Thank goodness for Good Week/Bad Week, Kickettes. If it wasn’t for this post, we’d never, ever be able to catch up with any of the stuff we didn’t have time for while we were socialising/drinking/falling down/sleeping.