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Lukas Podolski: Medical Man?

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Despite the papers spreading stories about LP’s medical with Arsenal, his agent has denied the transfer rumours thus far. Gosh that sucks for us as he looks so good in that jumper.

Weekend Results: Blatantly Bottled…By Us

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Image: Reuters.

There’s no butts about our game watching habits this weekend – we simply gave our slimming selves complimentary passes to forgo our regular homework.

What an arousing, aggravating and action-packed weekend we picked to skip, so we’ve been told.

Fill us in on any or all the things you found pretty, peculiar or just plain mad from the last two days, puhlease Kickettes? We can’t promise we’ll be anymore attentive after the fact, but it’ll help distract us from Park Ji-Sung’s frog-juice drinking habits.

Bastian Schweinsteiger: Comfy Clothes Conflict

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Bastian Schweinsteiger looked ready to do battle following his return to light training with Bayern Munich five days ago.

Pause and recall with us, Kickettes, how Schweini tore ankle ligaments in the German Cup quarter-final win at Stuttgart on 8 February, which was only his fourth game back after breaking his collarbone last November. It sucks when any of the ‘ballers near and dear to our hearts are crocked on the sidelines (paging Aaron Ramsey) because it makes our jobs a lot less exciting.

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Raul Gonzalez: Clear & Present Danger

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Here’s Raul during the launch of the campaign “Football against Hunger” in Brussels lsat week. Image: AP Photo/Yves Logghe.

This lady is employing a classic Kickette distraction technique. Watch and learn, everybody, as she casually points to a random object in the middle distance, waits until her mark (in this case, the deliciously dressed and entirely unsuspecting Raul) is sufficiently engaged and then pounces, hurling him to the ground and doing what we all would, given this level of access.

Poor baby. He doesn’t stand a chance.

Weekend Results: You’re Doin’ It Wrong

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Knickers.

If Franck Ribery’s panties are an indication of things to come this week, we’re afraid.

Let’s cheer ourselves up with a quick look at what else footballers got horribly wrong this weekend, shall we?

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