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The Phestive Phwoar: Michael Ballack, Bayer Leverkusen

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Michael Ballack was sporting this immensely fetching costume when he visited The Arts Club in Mayfair on Tuesday night. David Beckham & Prince Harry were spotted outside the same establishment as well – but just one night later.

Weekend Results: Forward Or Backward?

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Schalke’s Kyriakos Papadopoulos. Recently identified as a player that 4 out of 6 Kickette staff members wouldn’t mind seeing (naked) in their stocking. The other two claim his tongue looks weird. Image: AFP PHOTO / PATRIK STOLLARZ.

‘Tis the season of miracles, and a time to take stock of all the things in life you should be grateful for.

Let’s start you off, shall we? Every single post we manage to put up on this website this week will be a miracle. Trust us and be grateful.

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‘Ballers & Booze: A Very Merry Guide To The Footy Club Christmas Party Circuit

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Office holiday parties. Going to any, Kickettes?

Since we already go out drinking together two to three times a week – at least – it’s safe to say we’ll probably be throwing ourselves a bash of some kind soon.  Even if it’s just the half dozen of us drunkenly shouting for the corner kebab stand to open up at 2 a.m. for their “very best customers” whom they only see every other Saturday night, it’ll still count as our annual celebration.

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Midweek Results, Pt.I: Head Patting & Player Tapping

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Like the Kickette HQ pets, Poldi loves a rub between the ears as a reward for good work. But is he prone to stealing food and peeing on the rug too? Image: AFP PHOTO / PATRIK STOLLARZ.

The games featured in this results posts are as randomly selected and disorganised as the contents of an average Kickette staffer’s desk draw. And before you ask, yes.

You are just as likely to find a partially naked male in one place as you are the other.

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Winner’s Circle: Mario Goetze & Karim Benzema

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It’s nearly the end of 2011 (already!), which means its time for leagues and/or associations to bestow some shiny medal to a few of footy’s fiercest faces and bodies. Personally, we can’t say we have a storied past of winning things and thus, know how it feels since most of the plaques stored beneath our desks say “Dirty Tackle” on them, but we (like most girls) have practised our beauty queen waves all the same.

Just in case, obvi.

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