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Weekend Results: Chill. We Got This.

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We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.

Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?

Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.

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Borussia Dortmund: Bundesliga 2011/12 Title Takers

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Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images.

The locker room Gods and Kick TV’s Ryan Bailey heard us loud and clear and made it rain in the back-to-back Bundesliga champions’ dressing quarters.

We do not have any more of where that came from unfortunately Kickettes. So instead, please enjoy pics of the team doing other fun, silly or celebratory things.

Moving On: Raul Gonzalez, Schalke

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Schalke striker Raul confirmed at a press conference this morning that he will not be accepting the club’s offer of a one year contract extension. Stating that it had been “really tough“, the ex-Real Madrid player cited his family as the reason behind the decision. “In the Bundesliga you don’t have much time with your family,” he said. “My choice of which league to join will reflect my desire to spend more time with my family.”

Unfortunately, he gave little in the way of clues as to where we should set up our new stalking base, other than it should be somewhere “outside Europe“.

Well, that narrows it down, doesn’t it?

Let’s Hear It For The Boy: Markus Rosenberg, Werder Bremen

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We’re clearly not the only people in football who appreciate a fantastic midfield display. Stuttgart’s Martin Harnik and Vedad Ibisevic do too.

We always believed we’d bring the world around to our way of thinking. Looks like we’re getting closer to reaching our goal two screaming teammates at a time, doesn’t it?

Weekend Results: Crossing The Line

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This is moments away from becoming pornographic. Anyone got any further footage? We’ll pay. Image: AFP PHOTO/PATRIK STOLLARZ.

We’ve got no time for pleasantries, just straight up action for today, Kickettes.

Same as when we’re on a date.

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