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Belated Birthday Wishes: Raúl González, Ruud van Nistelrooy & Possibly Many More

Bust out the cava and light up the sparklers – we’re letting the celebrations roll on with birthday bashes. While Raúl González and Ruud van Nistelrooy may not be spring chickens on football’s career span spectrum, these two still have sexiness oozing from their impeccably-kept bodies.

First, happy birthday butterfly kisses for one of our original Hot H.O.F ballers, Raúl, who turned 33-years-old on 27th of June. From sensual strolls around town with his gorgeous wife, Mamen to giving us a glimpse of his delectable hip-dips, Senor González proves that a little leather cleaner goes a long way.

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Turning our attention to Mr van Nistelrooy, who – may we remind – is an expert in bootylicious stretches. He recently turned 35-years-old on the 1st of July, exactly one month to the day after he put pen to paper on a 1-year contract with Malaga. Let’s hope he continues to flaunt his torso around La Liga in the same way and quantity of instances as he did in the Bundesliga. Much love and lingering hugs to the man who loves his adorable bubbas and his bubba makin’ parts.

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We’re 110% positive we missed a few older and wiser ‘ballers, and fully expect to be reminded of our shortcomings in the comments section.

Cheers!

Good Week/Bad Week: Tired & Emotional

We thought long and hard about whether it was mean to lead a post that contains heart-breaking news for Arsenal fans with a picture of Cesc Fabregas’ nummy tummy. But then we figured that first and foremost, our duty is to the Kickette Army, whose appetite for manflesh will not appeased by mere sentiment.

This was a reasoned decision. Any complaints should be mailed to the Mayhem & Fruit Beverage Suite, where they will be treated with the contempt they deserve.

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FC Augsburg: No Complaints Here

Time to spill the beans, boys, and divulge who/what club shared the secret to Kickette front page success?  We only ask because if this is what your newly-promoted squad is planning on bringing to the Bundesliga come fall,  him/they deserve a distinguished acknowledgement and a life supply of Jaffa Cakes.

Bundesliga ‘Ballers Love Boxing: A Ringside Seat Report

Chantelle Houghton? Is that you?

Kickettes, do you like/love/loathe boxing?

Well, what if we told you that boxing matches were a hotbed for hoards of footballers?

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Transfer Totty: Manuel Neuer & Miroslav Klose

Jose Manuel Jurado can barely contain his despair at the news. Image: Reuters/Daylife.

Let us offer our heartiest congratulations to Manuel Neuer, who sealed his long anticipated move to Bayern Munich yesterday. The club confirmed that the former Schalke player signed a five year contract, although whether that contract includes a shirt removal clause remains to be seen.

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