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The Friday Fit: Lukas Podolski, FC Köln

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Images via the fantastically named Soccer Players In Underwear blog

We aren’t sure where or when these images are from, but judging by Lukas Podolski’s bulge, it’s new (and news) to us.

What we do need to determine is what we did to deserve this kind of Friday, and then repeat the process.

Mario Gomez: Push It Real Good

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Seeing the ever-sexy Mario Gomez in this position reminds us that we were supposed to start our new, improved, and intensified gym routine this week. But here’s the thing: working out sucks. Best we leave it to the professionals. Image: PXD.pl via ONTD

Product Shill: Torsten Frings For Nike

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Thanks M!

Tell it like it is, Viking man. We’ve long understood how much exercise in general should be shunned. And now, it’s on a tee shirt, which makes it legit factual. (We’re ignoring the small print.)

Weekend Results: Enough Snow, Already!

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Yup. Even a slightly kinky rubber mask fails to dampen our ardour. Poor Borri. (Reuters/Daylife)

This weekend, we learned that there’s only so much fun a group of high maintenance women can have in the snow. The UK arm of the Kickette organisation inform us that while they have enjoyed thinking about building a snowman, road testing cashmere snoods and browsing the interweb for useful new winter garments, they have now had enough and would like it to go away.

Oh for the sanctuary of Kickette Island. Where the sun is hot and naked twister is compulsory. Sigh.

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Weekend Results: Tight(s) At The Top

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To close for comfort? Maybe for some… (Reuters/Getty)

There’s something for everyone in the Weekend Results as we move inexorably towards the carnage that is the festive break. The EPL, La Ligue and Ligue 1 are all tight as an unwanted base layer, while the Bundesliga and Serie A look to be over before you can say ‘We’ll take a bottle of Cristal and five straws, please’.

That statement just about covers our thoughts this Monday morning. Baller bodies and booze. That’s where we’re at, team! Let’s try and justify our existence to the wider world with actual football news, shall we?

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