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Weekend Results: Thank You, John Terry


Samir Nasri. We’re starting to ‘get it’. You? (Getty Images/Zimbio)

Is it the cold weather? A new shyness breaking our amongst our baller boys? We’re not sure, but there was certainly a dearth of nekkidness in the European league fixtures this weekend. This makes our job very difficult indeed.

Y’see, when we’re compiling this post we rely quite heavily of images of boy boobs and short tents distract our faithful readers from the fact that we might not be as comprehensive as we could be in our coverage. If there are no such photographs available, there’s a serious danger you guys might actually read our Monday morning rumblings and realise we slept/drank our way through the entire weekend.

Thank goodness for John Terry’s peen. Without it, the weekend would have been a complete waste of time…


Belated Birthday Greetings: Torsten, Ryan & Jesus, Xabi


Ryan Giggs; inconsolable after our negligent behaviour. (Getty Images/Daylife)

We know that a few of you have parked outside our office with machine guns contacted us to politely inquire why we have neglected to cover the birthdays of some elite players recently.


The Tuesday Tent: Bastian Schweinsteiger, Bayern Munich


Quick, take cover, Kickettes! It looks like snow/rain/ some other weather-related short tent.

Weekend Results: Dropped Points & Pants (Nearly)


Defeat hurts in all sorts of unexpected places for Sergio Aguero. (AP Photo/Daylife)

With Scotland attempting to nick every European official with two legs to cover for their striking referees, three centimeters of snow bringing the United Kingdom to a standstill and El Clasico being bumped to tonight because of the Catalan elections it’s a wonder we have got any results to bring you this Monday morning.

Luckily we are extremely resilient here at Kickette. As our post World Cup summer posts demonstrated, even if there is no football activity at all we are more than capable of keeping this site up and running, applying our witty and incisive prose to almost any subject.

Or, to put it another way, we can write rubbish about anything. Check us the hell out.


Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


Harry Kewell’s pit stains encouraged Aussie kids to get active with Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect. Bet that’s more than you can say for your weekend. Image: iTWire.


- NY Red Bulls star, Rafa Marquez, barely outdressed his girlfriend, Jaydy Mitchel, at a charity event.

- Another Prem star boffs a stripper bites the dust.

- Break up/make up couple Sergio “Kun” Aguero and Gianina Maradona threw on some denim and took in the Shakira concert in Madrid.

- Apparently there is someone more persuasive than Jose Mourinho in world football. Who knew? READ MORE