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Five Hours Left: Transfer Window Winners & Losers Thus Far

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Image: Sporten.tv2.dk.

Kickettes, let’s give pause and evaluate all the cray that’s already occurred on this last day of the summer 2012 transfer window.

T-minus 5 hours and several odd minutes…!

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Weekend Results: Talismen & Tidy Professionals

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Oh crap. It’s started.

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Weekend Preview: Watch This, Sleep Through That

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Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living, isn’t it? Image: AFP/Getty Images.

The Bundesliga starts this weekend. Fingers crossed Mario Gotze wins his fitness battle in time. For everyone’s sake.

Anywho, here’s our slightly irreverent list of weekend predictions.

What are yours, Kickettes?

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Good Week/Bad Week: Thighs, Sighs & Other Guys

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#welcomebasti #nowtakeyourpantsoff

It’s Friday! In between planning our weekends, panicking about our hair and looking at pictures of Prince Harry in the nude, we wrote this for you.

There may be typos. We’ve burned our eyes on the scandal of it all.

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Decisions, Decisions: Puppets Or Plush Toys?

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Kickettes, would you rather…

A) Play puppet to Andres Iniesta’s CTR360 Maestri III mastery for a day, or

B) Sleep soundly with your soft and cuddly Thomas Müller doll forever?

We each currently own two life size David Beckham cardboard cut-outs (one for the office and one for our flats), so naturally our vote is in favour of the beauty sleep accessory. It won’t quell our insomnia quite like a Celine Luggage handbag, mind you. But it’s promise is fairly decent nonetheless.