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Weekend Results: Good For You?

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This was insufficient to inspire Roma to a win. Hard to believe, really, isn’t it? Image: Getty Images/Daylife

Painful injuries, hysterical, uncontrolled celebrations, a dash of emergency thigh massage and some cheeky tongue waggling. A typical night out with the Kickette crew, perhaps ? Well, that’s for us to know and our lawyers to worry about.

Meanwhile, why don’t you join us for our regular Monday roundup of all the exciting European results? Ahem.

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Boxing Fans: Mario Gomez, Sami Khedira & Rene Alder

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Well this is convenient. Some of our favourite German lads (in Cologne on September 3rd to watch some boxing punch up situ) are nicely demonstrating the three stages of intoxication we plan on executing this Friday night.

From right, Rene is “happy” drunk; Sami is “I’m so hot right now” drunk; and Mario (on the left) is “I’m going to cut the bartender who only poured 1/2 a shot in my double vodka” drunk. Good times.

Have a great weekend, Kickettes!

Mladen Petric: Chopping Veggies At HSV Community Day

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Don’t worry, Mladen. Homegirl on your right may not trust you to chop that onion, but we have faith in your ability to do so without losing a thumb. Gulp.

B-Day: Thomas Müller Turns Twenty-One

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…and doesn’t he look happy about it? Alles Gute zum Geburstag, Thomas!

Weekend Results: Good For You?

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Ahem. Sorry. Images: Reuters, Getty Images & AP Photo via Daylife & Zimbio

While we were busily obsessing about what Sylvie Van Der Vaart was going to bring to the Premier League, we completely neglected to outline what her hubby has to offer. In light of recent events (above), we realise the error of our ways.

It’s a travesty. And we are truly sorry.

Suitably chastened and by way of apology, we would like to offer us our regular (and always thrilling) whistle stop tour of the other important results in this weekend’s games. We only hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive us.

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