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Bayern Munich: Making Lederhosen Look Good

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Upon learning of Peter Crouch’s latest infraction, the German WAGs ensure their men will have no opportunity to stray. Image via Daylife/AP Photo

Weekend Results: Good For You?

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Philippe Mexes. Baguette Smuggler? Images: Getty Images, AP Photo & Reuters via Daylife

At the editorial meeting for this post, we thought long and hard about which picture to lead with.

- Should we use this one of Theo Walcott, who scored his debut club hat trick in Arsenal’s 6-0 whipping of Blackpool at the Emirates, and celebrated by gallantly trying to stifle Marouane Chamakh’s backspray?

- Or this one of Florent Malouda, who cleverly confirmed that having craptastic hair is no barrier to goalscoring, as Chelsea put six past an apparently defenceless Wigan Athletic?

- And while we’re admiring the scoring prowess (in a good way) of EPL strikers, would it not be rude not to overlook Andy Carroll who put three past a James Milner and Martin O’Neill-less Aston Villa in yet another 6-0 drubbing?

(We’re not sure what’s funnier. The thought that we actually have editorial meetings or that we weren’t going to use this picture of Philippe Mexes’ short tent.)

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Bremen Beauties: Torsten Frings v Clemens Fritz

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Torsten Frings (left) and Clemens Fritz. Images: Getty Images & clemensfritz.com

It may sound like a delicious salty treat best enjoyed with a bucket of crisp Chardonnay, but buckle up readers, Frings vs. Fritz is one serious non-snack related business.

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Transfer Totty: As The Özil Turns – UPDATED

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Better find a new jar of Nutella, Kickettes, we’ve got some tanned, smooth Turkish-German abs on the menu. Photo via Nordphoto and the Weser Kurier.

UPDATE: Mesut has made a move to Real Madrid!

For those all up in the Bundesliga mix, you’ll be well aware of the ongoing saga with Mesut Özil, who currently plays for Werder Bremen. Will he re-sign with the club? Will he head to the EPL or La Liga? Will he hire us as the qualified belly button de-fluffers the world knows we are? Let’s talk about this.

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Thomas Müller, Bayern Munich: Whole ‘Lotta Balls

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Yes, we went for the cheap “balls” joke; did you really expect anything else?