This lady is employing a classic Kickette distraction technique. Watch and learn, everybody, as she casually points to a random object in the middle distance, waits until her mark (in this case, the deliciously dressed and entirely unsuspecting Raul) is sufficiently engaged and then pounces, hurling him to the ground and doing what we all would, given this level of access.
Poor baby. He doesn’t stand a chance.
If Franck Ribery’s panties are an indication of things to come this week, we’re afraid.
Let’s cheer ourselves up with a quick look at what else footballers got horribly wrong this weekend, shall we?
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Ever Banega in happier automotive times. Images: vcfcentral.com, JOSE JORDAN/AFP/Getty Images, AP Photo/Roberto Pfeil.
From attempting to leave the gas station while the car is still being filled to an ice skating mission on a frozen but ultimately not frozen enough pond, we’re heavy contributors to the pantheon of dumb.
In recent weeks, though, our moronic moves have been surpassed by Ever Banega (of Valencia) and Kevin Pezzoni’s (FC Köln) own embarrassing blunders. Check them out while we nip back to the drawing board.
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Kickettes? It’s going to be a fantastic week. We can just tell. Image: Clive Mason/Getty Images.
We reckon we’ve used up a year’s worth of good fortune this morning sourcing pictures of footballers with their shirts off.
We think you’ll agree that the trade off was totally worth it.
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