New kits are coming thick and fast, and while most are going with the standard ‘cute boy in a clean shirt‘ approach, Leeds United are enticing their fans with something a little different.
Tell us, Kickettes: do you even buy replica shirts? If so, would an Eminem-inspired plea from your beleaguered manager make you reach into your purse and purchase something you almost certainly already have, albeit with a different sponsor name and/or slightly narrower stripes on it?
Or do you prefer to spend your money on more serious acquisitions? Say, cake?
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Raul’s cheery send off from Schalke on Saturday was thoroughly traumatic.
Travel with us, if you will, but know this. Even the most hardened, battle weary Kickette soldier will struggle for years to recover from the post traumatic stress disorder caused by the sound of exploding ovaries in there.
You were warned.
When this man got within feet of Francesco Totti, he chose to scream in his face.
This was not the wackiest thing that happened across the European leagues this weekend, which tells you everything you need to know about this time of year.
We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.
Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?
Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.
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The locker room Gods and Kick TV’s Ryan Bailey heard us loud and clear and made it rain in the back-to-back Bundesliga champions’ dressing quarters.
We do not have any more of where that came from unfortunately Kickettes. So instead, please enjoy pics of the team doing other fun, silly or celebratory things.