It’s getting sirius in the Champions League, people. Our manicure and drinking schedules are not equipped to deal with this much mania so early in the tournament.
We rather liked the look of Moritz Leitner when he replaced Sven Bender in Arsenal’s victory over Dortmund last night. Further investigations confirmed that he is indeed the type of tender, succulent manmeat we thrive on. Anyone else feeling peckish? Image: Getty Images.
Marginally better that Tuesday night’s action, if your criteria includes clothing removal, short-tents and potential for sarcasm.
Shall we kick off proceedings with a game of ‘Guess the Tushie?’ Your recently demonstrated prowess in the area implied you like it. PHILIPPE DESMAZES/AFP/Getty Images.
Apologies for the dearth of flesh in today’s round-up, Kickettes; it seems that the weather is closing in across Europe and the nekkid has gone into hibernation.
Image: AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda.
We presume that FIFA will be launching an investigation into FC Basel’s ‘preparations’ for their Champions League tie against Otelul Galati tonight. Last time we checked, goalkeeping coaches from the Ministry of Magic were not officially accredited by football’s governing body.
We could be wrong though.
Look away now if you’re a Schweini fan – your boy broke his collarbone in Bayern Munich’s 3-2 win over Napoli after a collision with Gokhan Inler. He could be out for up to six weeks. Image: AP Photo/Matthias Schrader.
Sadly it wasn’t the sound of records breaking that accompanied our Champions League viewing last night, but the shattering of Basti’s collarbone.
We’ve posted some lovely pictures to take your mind off the trauma, Kickettes. Try to keep warm and drink plenty of hot, sweet tea while you browse them. It’ll take the edge off.