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Champions League Results Pt I: Breaking Records & Reputations

‘No, honestly. It’s fine. Break the two hundred goal record and celebrate with him first, why don’t you?’ Image: MICHAL CIZEK/AFP/Getty Images.

A manmeat feast with a side of sofa bum and extra short tent?

Enjoy your meal.

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Nigel de Jong: Wedgie Wonderment

There’s no way Nigel de Jong pant theatrics didn’t leave his bum with rug burn. There’s just no way. Image Credit: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.

Champions League Results Pt.II: Prayers, Lies & A Convex Shape

Well, David Luiz’ magic hands seemed to do the trick, didn’t they? In all sorts of ways. Image: AP Photo/Tom Hevezi.

The photographers at this week’s round of Champions League fixtures are not on our payroll. We feel the need to mention this today, for some reason.

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Javier Hernandez & Friend: Little Boys Will Be Little Boys

Don’t be fooled by the reverent expressions, Kickettes. These two have three bags of pic n’mix, a plastic gun and a pea shooter stashed in the dugout. As soon as the ceremonial duties were over, it was so ON! Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images.

Champions League Results: Totally Pants

Gratuitous, exploitative and sexist photographs of players going about their business published just for titillation? Yes please!  Image: Denis Doyle/Getty Images.

We won’t disrupt your view of Iker’s undercarriage with our gibberish today.

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