Unfortunately, we missed most of the European action yesterday, including AC Milan overcoming Zenit 3-2 in the remaining minutes, which is shocking considering the reported liberal usage of hair elastics by numerous players throughout this stage of the tournament.
Regardless of whether your team won, lost or drew, we can all appreciate Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa’s attempt to make everything better via shirt removal. He’s a Montpellier man with a truly big heart who knows what the Kickette Army needs, and gives it to us unselfishly.
That’s enough punditry for us – we’re off to scarper for non-base-layer wearing ‘ballers in compromising positions.
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If we find out who told Chicharito vampire stories just before he took to the pitch against Cluj last night, facial bites will be the least of their problems.
Luckily, we’ve found evidence that other players in the Champions League take their childcare responsibilities a little more seriously…
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If you are a lonely, misunderstood type like Frank, you’ll be wanting a full rundown of the Champions League fixtures with which to fill the void that is your evening too.
Sadly, we don’t supply that kind of complicated information here today, so why don’t you give us your take for a change?
Jack Wilshere, back in training. You know what that means, don’t you, Kickettes? Image via facebook.
When it’s good, it’s really, really good.
When it’s bad, we just can’t be arsed with it, frankly.
Worth the entrance fee/satellite subscription/three hours fiddling with a dodgy and not entirely legal live feed alone! Image: Alex Grimm/Getty Images.
Our Champions League viewing was peppered with inspired performances last night. And those that weren’t so inspiring?
Well, we papered over the cracks with pictures of hot boys. It helped.