'Cristiano' Category

Cristiano Ronaldo: Loves To Win, Hates To Lose, Can’t Determine Who Farted

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View the whole CR7/Nike lookbook here.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Welcome To The Century Club

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Image: Facebook.

C-Ron’s 100th country cap was recognised prior to yesterday’s Portugal v North Ireland kick off. The gifts, made of velveteen, matched well with his abs.

Kudos, Crispy!

Another Day, Another Myth to Debunk: Is Cristiano Sexting Melissa Satta?

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We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.

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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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For Kickette HQ, coffee is currency.

Ditto for good hair days.

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Career Drama: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Sad

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Some things in life make you feel secure. Satellite television. Owning 16 times the amount of shoes you might ever need. A milky cup of tea. Cristiano Ronaldo and his well-matured thighs cheerily stretching on the practice pitch to our heart’s content. We need these things to survive.

So when CR7 drops somewhat of a bombshell to the Spanish press claiming he haz a sad that’s preventing us from seeing him semi-clad, we’ve got a serious problem on our hands.

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