We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.
For Kickette HQ, coffee is currency.
Ditto for good hair days.
Some things in life make you feel secure. Satellite television. Owning 16 times the amount of shoes you might ever need. A milky cup of tea. Cristiano Ronaldo and his well-matured thighs cheerily stretching on the practice pitch to our heart’s content. We need these things to survive.
So when CR7 drops somewhat of a bombshell to the Spanish press claiming he haz a sad that’s preventing us from seeing him semi-clad, we’ve got a serious problem on our hands.