'Cristiano' Category

Good Week/Bad Week: Veggies & Vehicular Violence

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If all else fails, Cristiano can always be relied upon to provide us with a much needed boost in the morning. Image: PacificCoastNews.com/Zimbio

How come the weekend seems further away than ever on a Friday morning? Allow us to divert your attention from the responsibilities of being a grown-up for a few minutes with a some perky stories from the past week.

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Iker Casillas & Cristiano Ronaldo: Bosom Buddies

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You haven’t made it up yet then, boys? Cristiano & Iker laugh it up at the launch of the Herbalife World Football Challange 2011 soccer tournament. Real Madrid play LA Galaxy on Saturday. Image: Getty Images/Zimbio

Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk: Toned, Tanned & Constantly Touching

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Images: Landmark Media.

With his vacay days about to draw to a close, Cristiano Ronaldo has been keen on soaking up what little rays and water he has left.

From what we can gather, he and girlfriend Irina Shayk’s holiday was quite the globe trotting adventure, beginning on a private yacht in Turkey. Unfortunately for C-Ron, he inadvertently ended up in the papers after a couple of his water stunts raised eyebrows.  Reports say he was being ‘reckless and spending’ on his jet ski just before his sailboat nearly collided with a fellow luxury liner. Now, we highly doubt the Real Madrid man was at the helm of his rented water vehicle – and we know for damn sure his girlfriend wasn’t either – so we hardly see the problem with the guy letting loose during down time.

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Language Lunacy: A Kickette Interactive Game

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We haven’t asked, but we doubt Ryan will be thrilled to find his name is being used as a parent deterrent. Images: Getty Images/Daylife, Reuters/Daylife

Our long-term aim to ruin our language by forcing the Oxford English Dictionary to accept terms like short-tent in their weighty tome is newly invigorated, Kickettes! And by none other than Christine Bleakley’s mum! Yes, Mina did her bit for the proposed collapse of coherant communication when she made a statement this week that she is pleased her daughter will be marrying Frank Lampard because ‘he’s no Giggs’.

This got us thinking.

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Irina Shayk Is Posing Seductively In A Bodysuit

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Image Credit: Cameron Krone.

And it’s black, the same shade as her kohl eye pencil. You think they did that on purpose?

Riiight…so, her and her beau are on a yacht in Turkey – a new and unsuspecting piece of holiday real estate (just like Cyprus) that we’ll be adding to our 2012 ‘ballers on breaks roulette wheel. Which is not to be confused with an automobile’s steering wheel, something Ms Shayk recently admitted she can’t sit behind in Russia. Legally, anyway:

‘In Russia, you know, we’re driving without license. We don’t even actually need it. You know, when the police man stop me I just can smile and be [flirty].’

That’s actually quite a common tactic used in all parts of the world, Iri. Even for mere mortals like ourselves.